The Incredible, Edible, Shiney Cult....om nom nom

[bellavita]

That's it really, we are all incredible in our own way and all good enough to eat.... I have met some of the Shiney girls and they are truly delicous! Lots of cock and cake chat

I am Bella, just trying to maintain my weight now.

Total - thats it exactly, you want to preempt but then dont want to make it a bigger deal.

Mouse ]

Anyway, lets get back to the bumsex.

And did I miss the explanation (yesterday?) on why DI is being very cute at the moment??

oh and if you want a laugh get over to the worst present ever thread, very amusing.

Where did SAF go?

Right off to bed, see you all in the morning, hopefully we'll all be feeling brighter

bella, I think you are perfectly perfect at the size you are now. If you lose any more, I will have to pick you up and hold you over my head next time!

Missed you! It's really hard to work full time and MN, isn't it

Total, it all sounds so confusing, but as Mouse says, you know your own child. It must be hard balancing asking questions of his teachers with not wanting to be seen as pushy.

DeFluffy...um....I only know about bumsex because of mumsnet....yeah....that's it....

It's not the 'during' part...it's the day after effect that I seem to be suffering (without actually getting to enjoy doing the dirty deed). DH seems to think I need to eat more bran

No crying!

(unless you are watching iceskating, that's forgiveable)

Manshape has actually spoken to me

He has switched off the PC and asked if I want to watch supernatural after he has walked the dog.

So I may be signing off in a bit.

Bumsex is in my past, erm IYKWIM. MrMouse is not that kind, more than happy with my foo!!

ExP was a big fan - me not so. TBH, didn't have much choice, bit of a bully actually. As it turns out.....................

Anyway, tomorrow is a new day.

DeF - night babe, sleep well. xx

Who's DI BTW? Did I miss something?

DI = DoubleInstructions or as she is now known instructionstothedouble. I think she somehow lost her original posting name but lots of us still call her DI. Not to be confused with DIB.

Yank, I always confuse them anyway.

Didn't say earlier glad XH is on the mend.

'that kind'

A few years ago a young man in a bar took a shine to me and wouldn't go away for most of the evening. At one point he siddled up to me and drunkenly whispered 'I'd give you anal'.

I had to explain to him that bumsex is not generally something a man offers to a woman to entice her. It should always be the woman's decision as to when/where/if it happens at all. The ex-Mouse sounds like a nasty piece of work. But I won't say all men who like a bit of backdoor action are horrid.

Night all.

yank - good news about xh, it's lovely how you've managed to be there for him in his time of need.

I abbreviate instruction to I2D, I don[t think she objects too much.

splutter at eat more bran as a sex tip!

did I just use the phrase 'backdoor action'?

FFS, kill me now

I have no excuse, I haven't even been drinking.

'Til tomorrow you bloodly lovely lot!!!

Night xx

Total, the eating bran is not a sex tip!

Basically DH is insinuating that I am constipated (which I'm pretty sure I'm not). But have a weird pain back there that feels vaguely familiar....

oh I need to shut up now, really

SAF, it's all theoretical knowledge on my part, of course

thanks SAF.

yank - won't even try and explain my thought processes re:bran, will dig the hole even further as it were!

Still here, for a mo.......

Yank - ExMouse was one of a kind. He distroyed me over 2.5 years. A long, awful, horrid and frighteningly brutal story.

For another non happy thread, one day, maybe.

Going now.

Night lovelies xxxx

I am sorry X-Mouse was so awfu, Mousey.

Tis why he is ExMouse Total. I woke up. xx

Defluff, I saw Gemma Arterton on Jonathon Ross saying that she was born with two thumbs- it hasn't held her back.

And roffle at Mouseface's bumsex days being behind her

Mouse

To some extent my XH made me feel pretty crap about myself over the 4.5 years we were married, but it was not direct bullying and never physical.

thanks Portia, I always miss the good puns

Oooh have a wonderful time!