Making hay while the sun SHINEs

[YanknCock]

Welcome to the shiney thread.

Cock and cake, ladies, that's what it's about.

I'm Yank, I've lost 1st 4lbs since starting here. Re-introduce yourselves at your leisure!

now where is our fearless leader?

Night all.

Add message | Report | Contact poster By Mittz Sun 30-May-10 15:49:20

I have a sore bum.

I have impulsively opened a small exhibition for an arts festival.

You're exhibiting your arse?? Is it like a performance art thing where you demonstrate how your ass got sore?!

Bitter - watch that film will you so can you tell me what it all means. Ta muchly

Bed I think x

Morning

Why am i awake? i should still be asleep

Im off to the lakes this morning so will be MIA for a few days

im up again, slightly hungover, just getting a shower then off to the lakes

Morning Vinny. Fingers crossed Mr. Sun cheers up for you.

Instructions, that is not what I'd choose to eat at 3.50am! Hope you got some sleep.

Hells, I hope you're not going to change what you wear!

DS was up at 6 again. He comes straight in our room though, and looks very cute, which may well keep him alive.
Unfortunately, I was always an early riser as a small child, so I'm going to have to train him to use the stairs properly if I'm ever going to get enough sleep in the future.

As DH is off today, I'm going to be busy busy doing housework etc. while he's watching the boy. Not all day though.

Morning all.

Vinny - have a lovely trip.

Wasting, DS is an early bird too, it gets easier as they get older.

Off to work in a bit. Ah, the specific type of hell that is a Bank Holiday supermarket

Where's Norma with the tea trolley?

Why do you have a school run Double?

Is it not half term?

That sounds like a good idea Instructions.

Bitter, I don't envy you working in a supermarket today. Don't work too hard eh?

Cheers wasting, I'll try my best not to.

Sorry double, x posts, That explains it.

I was a bit

again at peeps misreading my post

at Hells DH...It is odd how some folk think we are going to act completely out of character under certain circumstances.
Does that mean we have to cancel the entourage of male masseuse then?

COCK

Morning

My tea isn't as great as Norma's, but i have mugs of builders tea and blackcurrant jam on toast if anyone wants some?

(means i only have a quarter of this pregnancy left )

Helles - of course people will notice you, but tell him "Why go out for a dirty kebab when you have steak at home" (hopes Helles and MrHelles aren't vegetarian )

Ooh, ooh, guess what? I beat DH at scrabble last night!!!!! I have never won and i beat him

Damp day here today, meant to be sunny DD woke up full of beans so really need to get her out sometime today for a run around.

Have a good bank holiday lovelies

A quiet masculine presence anticipating your every need and whim... strangely protective and ......... errrr

DS2 is on borrowed time, 4.41am he woke shouting for me. Then again at 5.45am. So am knackered, and have to amuse boys all day as DH will be rebuilding the Ark in the hallway with his Dad
Happy Buggering Bank Holiday
Yank, I love that top.

I think that I'll take the boys up to the field, need to get DS1 confident on his bike.

I know you are pregnant Alice but I prefer my toast on a plate not in the mug with the tea.

Mmmm there's a time and place for a filthy Kebab

Yayy at 30 weeks... and double yayy!! at beating Mr Alice.. I hope you demanded a foot rub as a prize..

Lol at rebuilding the Ark..

Morning Lizzy

Morning Mittz, morning Alice, fellow Stylista

Ooh, stylista, i like that!

Mittz - either you want the damn tea and toast or you don't! I told you i wasn't Norma....

Lizzy - can you get the kids up the field and get them to race each other while you 'time' them? We lunge our horses when they need some exercise and no time to ride/they are being a bit full of themselves. basically a very long piece of rope, you stand in the middle and get them to go round you in a big circle. Often wondered about doing that with DD.....

it's the pips from the jam, it's just not right..