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Making hay while the sun SHINEs

981 replies

YanknCock · 26/05/2010 23:41

Welcome to the shiney thread.

Cock and cake, ladies, that's what it's about.

I'm Yank, I've lost 1st 4lbs since starting here. Re-introduce yourselves at your leisure!

now where is our fearless leader?

OP posts:
Lizzylou · 30/05/2010 17:31

Am not really a Brummie, from 15miles away so the accent from home town is brummie, but I haven't lived there for 14yrs and never had a very strong accent anyway.

DH still hasn't finished bloody hall floor, fgs, it's like he's doing some sort of blooy Roman Mosaic or summat.

Cake sounds nice Shiney, pricey ingredients.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/05/2010 17:35

Just as well I don't eat cake then, sounds like it would bankrupt me.

DH and DS have finished destroying pruning the back garden so I suppose I'd better start dinner.

Is it wrong to start counting down to bedtime already?

Mittz · 30/05/2010 17:47

DC's are crushing boxes in next door's cardboard skip...

I have had nut chilli and will have low fat rice pud next.

I am opening again tomorrow, I have painted most of the day and have nearly finished my House Number sign..will post on profile when it is finished.
People have really been so nice.

My fairy has brought me luck .

I'd sell my DC's for a Margheritta and I don't even drink...

Iggisfulloftayto · 30/05/2010 17:57

Mitts, did I read his right, you are exhibiting your bottom??

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 30/05/2010 18:01

Iggi, I did a double take when I first read that post!

Iggisfulloftayto · 30/05/2010 18:07

There would be plenty of double takes in the gallery if there is a bottom on display!

DreamsInBinary · 30/05/2010 18:18

Hello, hello

Blimey, children are hard work [revelation of the century]

PIL's visited, park played in, play room tidied and four dozen imaginary cups of tea made and drunk. Also washing/drying/washing/drying, cleaning (token) etc. Work is SO MUCH EASIER THAN THIS

It's a running joke with PIL that I have a hearty appetite, so they always cook enormous quantities of good old-fashioned food when we visit, with yummt stodgy pud. I am powerless to refuse

DreamsInBinary · 30/05/2010 18:20

I lived in Monmouth for a few years as a child. It was lovely - safe and sunny and rural. Long hot summers, snowy winters...[starts to wax lyrical]

Mittz · 30/05/2010 18:24

Well... it is now sporting a rather delicious wee Fairy Iggi... but no, not on exhibition

I love bums though

How the devil are you Iggi?

Lol at my post... it might have misguidedly lead people to believe that I was putting my rear on as a living installation.......

I love the Brummie accent.. , most accents really..

DS is in a vile mood.

DreamsInBinary · 30/05/2010 18:33

I like the Brummie accent too, Mittz.

Lovin' the bottom decoration

Iggisfulloftayto · 30/05/2010 18:40

I think we have given you some inspiration for your next project Mitts. I claim my 10% fee.
Have had a nice day though have a challenge ahead of me tonight in encouraging DP to fulfill his conjugal duties for second time today (I just want him for his sperm obv). We are both too tired, middle-aged, known-eachother-too-long to go for this much sex!
Sorry tmi but having had a brief scan of last night's filth chat I'm sure you all can cope!

Iggisfulloftayto · 30/05/2010 18:52

If Mitts posts a picture of her bottom I will show him that - guaranteed sucess!

Mittz · 30/05/2010 19:31

you think so Iggi?

Obviously from the long line of salivating men constantly in my wake, my rear's reputation has spread far and wide (a bit my like my rear at the moment)

You guys just make me giggle.. I am having licking offers on FB

jetcat · 30/05/2010 19:39

phew, am finally back home! friggin trains on a sunday are a nightmare

Mittz - yay for exhibition

Iggisfulloftayto · 30/05/2010 19:42

How was your day Jet?
Was googling for a bottom picture to claim was Mitts, but have thought better of it

Lizzylou · 30/05/2010 19:46

Iggi I think you need to go off and mount your DH, you are frisky.

How was shopping, Jet?

jetcat · 30/05/2010 19:48

really good thanks iggi, didnt get off to a good start, as realised train i wanted didnt run on a sunday. so rather than texting yank again to change plans, i had to get a taxi through to the changeover trainstation (which was rather expensive) and by the time i finally sat down on the train, i was very stressed

But, yank is lovely, and we had a lovely day! I bought a dress (the debenhams mantaray one on t'other thread), some skinny jeans (me in skinnies!) and a nice top.

We tried on loads of things, and had great fun trying on things that were outside of both our comfort zone

I also saw a lovely top in monsoon to go with skinnies, but ran out of money If childcare cheque from OU comes in time, i will get that i think....

but, yank is lovely - thanks hun for a lovely day

jetcat · 30/05/2010 19:48

lizzy re iggi

Iggisfulloftayto · 30/05/2010 19:50

Ah Lizzy your MN potential-smut alarm just went off didn't it? Mention bottoms and she will appear
Am starting to wonder out of the however-many people going to meet-up, will any of us be wearing the same dress? (like I need something new to worry about)

Lizzylou · 30/05/2010 19:51

Oh that sounds lovely, Jet,glad you and Yank had fun.

Iggi, am now worried I've gone too far re: mounting

Mittz · 30/05/2010 19:51

There you go Iggi, if that doesn't get his juices flowing...

Yayy Jet.. did you have a good day?

Lizzylou · 30/05/2010 19:52

Phew, here was me thinking I'd offended the Iggmeister and she's on being all sparky

Phew

Iggisfulloftayto · 30/05/2010 19:54

No Lizzy you went all the way.
(see how I deftly squeezed in another sex reference?? I'm so subtle )

DreamsInBinary · 30/05/2010 19:54

at LL's mounting

Jet & Yank - so pleased (but totally unsurprised) it went well