Making hay while the sun SHINEs

[YanknCock]

Welcome to the shiney thread.

Cock and cake, ladies, that's what it's about.

I'm Yank, I've lost 1st 4lbs since starting here. Re-introduce yourselves at your leisure!

now where is our fearless leader?

The car is already wonky so there's only one more thing to go (assuming things come in threes, which is of course nonsense really).

Fingers crossed it's not the laptop either

Yep, so can't even think "sod it, i'll just get drunk"

Will be 30weeks tomorrow (woohoo)

Oh bugger, forgot about the car

Actually the fridge freezer would be the hardest as couldn't cook the food and i wouldn't have my ice maker

To be fair, it is more that it is reverting back to how it used to be. I have curbed it so much now that i have DD but i really do like the word Fuck.

Off to take this grubby, grumpy, snot encrusted darling upstairs for a bath (and a nap

Jumping in. Bug seems to be over and I've gained 4lbs ish from that and A STONE from my scales being incorrect. Weighed myself at parents and theirs are definitely correct.

Mole is also so fat that 6-9month clothes are too tight, she is actually 5 months in a couple of days!!

Brooching this pm as dp taking children out to watch football, well he'll watch it they'll play.

Enjoy the lovely sunshine.

If Bitter is around - we watched Heartless last night, very good and thought provoking but weird.

DeFluff - you have not gained a stonw from your scales being incorrect. It doesn't matter if scales are correct as long as they are consistent.

Your actual weight doesn't matter, it's just something you use to track progress.

Afternoon.

Took DS to see the Gruffalo this morning then DH and DD met us for lunch.

Saf, have a lovely trip away.

DF - I second the scales thing, but was gutted when I bought a new pair and found out I was actually 6lb heavier than I thought.

Lol at all the swearing, you fuckers

Trills, sorry if your birthday was a quiet affair, I love a good Margharita.

Alice, is it 30 weeks already?

Everyone alright?

Hello, was attempting a round-up as I read and have only got to end of two pages - how on earth do you fit it/everyone all in?? Here's all I got:
KERRY, had marguaritas in a place called something like Goldmine in SF (assuming there's only one SF in USA!) while on holiday once, one turning into 20 and my pal and I coming within a whisker of missing our plane home the next day - and cue her being sick in the taxi on way to airport, on the plane itself, etc etc. Ah those were the days.
Wayhey ALICE! You're most of the way now, just keep pulling yourself through each day! You are v.strong person. Trillshasgotablenderandshe'sgoingtouseit - hope you get the chance to do so soon, and a v.hapy belated birthday.
DOUBLE-oh to have been a trophy bird! Something I could only dream of.. Prob v.irritating though in RL. The next one will be a keeper? (fingers crossed).
SAF I know what you mean about it seeming like a limited pool of men if you need certain things from them. I have always been limited to only vegetarian men, you can imagine how few of those there are around! But still, found one I wanted to keep. VINNY sorry you are still getting hassled by the shitty one. Maybe him ignoring your wishes is linked to your strange dream. Or maybe you just are pg?

Have been away as had Eurovision party last night. Twas great, as always
DS is napping, as is DH (SWI weekend, he's worn out poor thing )
OH, have got my dress for the meet, what a relief.

Hi Bitter. Remember we are all weightless on the moon.

(i think)

Lots lighter on the moon, not quite weightless.

Those space suits definitely hide the flab though

Aha, I knew that comment would get one of our clever members to come out! Hmm, does my bum look big in this spacesuit would be a kind of redundant question as we'd all be enormous.

You mistake clever and pedantic there I think

WHo or what is CF?