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Making hay while the sun SHINEs

981 replies

YanknCock · 26/05/2010 23:41

Welcome to the shiney thread.

Cock and cake, ladies, that's what it's about.

I'm Yank, I've lost 1st 4lbs since starting here. Re-introduce yourselves at your leisure!

now where is our fearless leader?

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instructionstothedouble · 27/05/2010 22:36

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DreamsInBinary · 27/05/2010 22:39

Mittz is lovely, isn't she?

LL - Alistair Campbell is on QT

Mittz · 27/05/2010 22:40

thanks... didn't mean to bring things down... and thanks mouse .

She (counsellor) has given me her number, and even though SS close the case down, the case worker gave me her number.

Well, anyway DiB, I ate the bread and slathered myself in the Expensive Olive Oil.. what happens now?

CrispyTheCrisp · 27/05/2010 22:43

Oh Mitts, you poor thing . Mouse has said it FAR more eloquently than i ever could so i'll give you a big hug. my biggest wish for you is that things can turn a corner now and you can a bit more every day about getting all the crap out and letting good things in. You are truly fab.

Yay CatMeister, brilliant

Lizzy, i love Brothers & Sisters but somehow wasn't able to keep up with it

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TotalChaos · 27/05/2010 22:44

thanks mittz and mycat. mittz no need to apologise re:cross post, tis joy of the internet. I don't know what to say re:counselling - IME horrible thoughts/feelings of whatever nature pass eventually - carry on engaging with the counsellor - even if it's to talk about how difficult it is, rather than the nitty gritty of whatever past events are tormenting you.

and yes - iggi is always right - anyone full of taytos has got to be a good thing

Mouseface · 27/05/2010 22:44

Shall we toast you Mittz????? All that oil?? Fire hazard?? Got any garlic to rub on too??

Lizzy - thank you.

MyCatIsABastard · 27/05/2010 22:47

Thanks peeps, DS is indeed very cute, all John Wayne bowed legs and slightly pissed looking stagger!

Just been reading the 'weird things that have happened to you thread' I'm now freaked out! Need to go to bed but am last one up so will have to turn the lights out and run upstairs all scared.

Right, I'm going for it. Off to London tomorrow for work so need some sleep! Good night all. x

Mouseface · 27/05/2010 22:48

Night MyCat -

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MyCatIsABastard · 27/05/2010 22:49

I'm still here, too scared to go...

honestly, why do I read those scary things!

DreamsInBinary · 27/05/2010 22:49

Am with SAF, eher.

Bags the crispy bits.

DreamsInBinary · 27/05/2010 22:50

here, obv

Iggisfulloftayto · 27/05/2010 22:51

Total, they are all mine mine mine!

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TotalChaos · 27/05/2010 23:01

well I think it might be a touch unpopular with the person being eaten

takes safer option of trading snogs for crisps///flashback to girl at uni who used to snog chip van owner for free chips

MyCatIsABastard · 27/05/2010 23:01

Only if your the one being cooked eaten SAF

I am def off to bed now folks. Catch you soon and have a good night all . x

DreamsInBinary · 27/05/2010 23:03

Night all

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/05/2010 23:03

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says,

"This taste funny to you?"

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/05/2010 23:08

Night all.

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Mouseface · 27/05/2010 23:11

TC - my boss died on Snowdonia, doing a strongman event. He was young and fit and had 2 very small children. It was awful and his wife was at our offices at the time the call came in There is no way to say it in a good way...........

Night again MyCat x

SAF - Still tipsy? How fab you actually had a good time!

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