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Making hay while the sun SHINEs

981 replies

YanknCock · 26/05/2010 23:41

Welcome to the shiney thread.

Cock and cake, ladies, that's what it's about.

I'm Yank, I've lost 1st 4lbs since starting here. Re-introduce yourselves at your leisure!

now where is our fearless leader?

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Lizzylou · 27/05/2010 21:33

Would I lie to you is on, on BBC1, yet me and DH watched this one in bed the other night, howzat happen???

I want David Mitchell and Miranda Hart to get married and then to be our new friends and come round for dinner and entertain us. Love em.

DIB, don't be getting lippy Welsh Bird!

Have been speaking to my MOm again, she is sooo giddy at my Brother's news. Oooh!

TotalChaos · 27/05/2010 21:33

well done mini-mouse!

yep, I drink wine, vodka, pimms, cider - anything other than beer/lager really. well it is low fat (deludes self it's a healthy snack)

bellavita · 27/05/2010 21:35

Oooh Lizzy you are fiesty tonight!

Lizzylou · 27/05/2010 21:36

OMG, he has asked her parents???

Vinny, you have done an amazing job with that lad! What a gentleman

More good news, spoke to my middle borther earlier (has been a bit of a famiy day) It would seem he isn't going in the army, just yet, may need to work further on the youngest, but am relieved.

Mouseface · 27/05/2010 21:37

Thank you all for your kind words - I'm super chuffed he actually said mama, rather than dada first!!

Naughty, yes, I know. I shall teach him dada and cake and cock vodka next!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 27/05/2010 21:37

Aaw, mouse that's fabulous news! Well done mini-mouse

CrispyTheCrisp · 27/05/2010 21:37

Bella, be sure i will fight them tooth and nail. have nowt else to do eh?

Lizzy, you need some sex food

Lizzylou · 27/05/2010 21:38

It's the gin, Bella, watch out for the 12th, I may go on a rampage with my England shirt and face paint

Have just had a prawn and salmon wrap, so should be more calm v soon.

bellavita · 27/05/2010 21:44

I don't think you saw my response Lizzy - when wearing football shirts tis customary to run around with said shirt over your head!

I am sooooo looking forward to the 12th! Two weeks on Sat

Lizzylou · 27/05/2010 21:48

Bella
No I think I'll stick with a nice top and jeans then

UnifyingLeptonsAndQuarks · 27/05/2010 21:49

fuck 2 weeks on saturday

Mouse - bless, memory pause moment that.

I lost an hour in tesco's hell but did manage to come back with everything except fabric softener and only have 2 washes to do for the next 2 weeks so will pick so up if need to wash when on hol.

I have been tres busy and am mucho knackered. So be good, behave. And if you can't be careful

Night!

DreamsInBinary · 27/05/2010 21:49

Oh oh OH LizzyLou - are you 'avin a go??

Lizzylou · 27/05/2010 21:52

Yep, I am DIB, and from FB pics I am sooo much more Nessa than you, you are tiny beeatch.

Or whatever they do with that misshapen ball.

bellavita · 27/05/2010 21:55

You do know we are all going to be in hyper mode two weeks tomorrow night

DreamsInBinary · 27/05/2010 21:56

I see you as more of a Xena LL. Slim but toned. Bella can be Gabrielle - petite and blonde.

bellavita · 27/05/2010 21:57
MyCatIsABastard · 27/05/2010 21:58

Hello everyone.

Alice, BH are bloody awful aren't they. Lie down woman (and FGS don;t have an orgasm, they set mine off like mad, almost wasn't worth the 3 mins of pleasure).

Vinny, that is lovely and romantic.

Crispy, you shout at the bastards (or at least write them a rude but concise letter)!

Total, however you;d have given the news it wouldn't have been a shock for her. Well done for being such a good friend

SAF - Hello

Mitts, Hug and hello to you

Shagging ladies (you know who you are.. .. stop boasting! Married woman here, things aint what they used to be!

Everyone else, sorry, but I am thick tonight and can't remember what was said (even though I read the thread!).

My news, DS is walking and is terribly proud of himself. Looks very cute and wobbly.

Mittz · 27/05/2010 21:58

OK... stuff to do, so have just skimmed through..
But TC, I am so sorry I cross posted and went out and I am so so sorry about your friend and your dilemma. How heart breaking. Don't beat yourself up, you were in an emotional place yourself, hardly likely to be measured and rational... tkae care..

Mouse at DS.. that is so fab..what a superstar..

Vinny.. I love that your DS asked his GF's Mum and Dad and how lovely for you..

Crispy.. The door might be closing but give it a good slam with your pert, toned derrier when you finally get the chance. Miserable fookers.. (pinched that from Mouse..I like it)

Me.. All right on the outside a bit on the inside. Counselling is hard and sometimes I want to quit. She says people sometimes do when it gets this tough. She had a word with her supervisor about me.. I have some major wobblies and keep getting the strong urge that if it wasn't for the kids I would just walk away from everything. I actually contemplated walking into the hospital in town yesterday and saying I just couldn't cope any more. I get scared, but I couldn't define what about.

I think I am going to be OK. I didn't realise it would take so long and I get emotionally tired. I have actually told some people in RL now so I can cope a bit more with social anxieties.

Anyhows..... DS has just given me a brand new top of his cos I said I liked it (I am wearing a 13 yr olds hoody )...

I am going to work for an hour... have messed up this week and don't want to let my customers down.

MyCatIsABastard · 27/05/2010 22:01

Mitts, (((hug))) maybe now your getting to the tough stuff with the counsellor and when you break through it you'll start coming out the otherside.

VinegarTits · 27/05/2010 22:03

aww mitts if you can just get through this tough patch , just keep telling yourself that you wont always feel this bad

DreamsInBinary · 27/05/2010 22:06

Mittz - I think you are going to be OK, too. You are quite amazing and things will get easier. Look how far you have come in the past year alone.

Iggisfulloftayto · 27/05/2010 22:06

Hi Mitz sorry things not so good. Are you able to call your counsellor when things are really rough like you describe? Sounds like you need an emergency button to press. I know nothing about anything, but I really do get the feeling that you are going through a really hard, intensive time now because you are uprooting the bad stuff and moving into a much better future.. and I am always right, of course!

Lizzylou · 27/05/2010 22:09

MIttz, honey, stick with the counselling, it may be hard but you need to do it.
Please, be kind to yourself and if you need any of us, at any time, just call/FB whatever.
Please.

Mouseface · 27/05/2010 22:30

MyCat - YAY your DS walking - proud mummy moment!! Aw.

Crispy - I'll hold your bag and coat whilst you shout to get the money you're owed. Fookers!!!

Mittz - Okay, forgive me if I'm stepping over a line here.......Sit next to me please. Here is that snuggle I promised. I love your DS for giving you that hoddie. How cool is he? Stick at your counselling. It does help, in time.

Mittz, you seem so strong and posititve in your posts. I know I don't know you but you seem an amazing person and always so solid to me. I'm embarrassed I don't know more background but I hope whatever has brought you here, can give you the strength to help you get back to being you. Don't be hard on yourself, be real. You'll have shit days and days when you feel fook it, I've had enough.....that's 'normal'.

Great word, 'normal'????

Sorry if i'm being out of order Mittz, you just seem ed so sad in your last post.

Take care of you.

Lizzylou · 27/05/2010 22:34

MOuse, you are fab

Yay for MYcat's walking boy

Am watching Brothers and Sisters, always makes me want to have loads more kids...

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