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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

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VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 19:39

or something like that

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VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 21:47

oh yes the one with a gun in his trousers?

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instructionstothedouble · 10/05/2010 21:47

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KerryMumbles · 10/05/2010 21:48

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/05/2010 21:49

Why did no-one tell me Derren is on C4 tonight?

I have just found out!

Yay!!

Fluffy - posted on the other thread, I will post you Dexter when saf is finished if you like?

CrispyTheCrisp · 10/05/2010 21:50

Vinny, you seem to have perked up from this morning

VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 21:51

im feeling much better after some sleep

up and down atm though so hopefully test results will come back with a diagnosis

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bellavita · 10/05/2010 21:52

Lizzy, you doll you! I saw you were mentioned twice on a thread.

Fluffy, I have been at work, had to do extra hours which I did not really want to do. My line manager is not happy with me because I said I couldn't do extra tomorrow. She said to me but reception is so busy, we need you here. I am not going to be soft any longer and do what others want me to do. I will go in for my normal hours. I had to hoover and polish upstairs tonight after dinner - something I would have done this morning.

Thing is... this morning before going to work early, I marinaded the chicken for tonights tea, put the beef in the slow cooker for tomorrow nights tea and tonight before going up stairs to clean I have made a chicken curry for Wednesday. DH's weekend bag was still sat in the dining room from last night, the step ladders are still in our bedroom from painting the en-suite and the blind still has not been put back and the dishes are still sat in the kitchen. Oh and I have also made tomorrows sandwiches and cleaned chewing gum off DS1's trousers. All DH has done is sit with his fucking laptop

So, I am a tad and have sat here and bloody stewed. I really need to go to bed now.

KerryMumbles · 10/05/2010 21:53

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CrispyTheCrisp · 10/05/2010 21:53

I think it is the man in uniform thoughts rather than shut eye doing you some good

Seriously though, i hope they do find out what is making you feel so rubbish

Iggiepitomisesvacuity · 10/05/2010 21:55

Bella I feel for you, and I think we possibly share the same DH [that's aimed at the men]
Watching 4 weddings, and struggling to catch up on thread(s) as have been away at course thingy all weekend. (No child! Lots of wine!)

VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 21:56

oh Bella i'll borrow bof's boots and come and kick him in the balls

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CrispyTheCrisp · 10/05/2010 21:56

Oh Bella, you sound like wonderwoman. And a bloody saint. I would be double

Leave the dishes in the kitchen and go to bed. If they are there tomorrow i would add a post it note with some choice words.

Sleep tight. x

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bellavita · 10/05/2010 22:04

Kerry, yes I am on your fb - I come a close second to Shiney's hotness and gawgessness >

Boots and a good kicking sound good Vinny.

Crispy, not wonder woman, just have to do the things that need doing.

Shiney, good idea.

Have come up to bed sulking

and I do love you all!

FluffyVacuity · 10/05/2010 22:04

Bella - I'll sort him out. Although he may enjoy a good bitch slap??

I want a border guard of my own. Can I have the one you discarded Kerry? It's only fair to share...

Right off to bed. Knackered.

KerryMumbles · 10/05/2010 22:05

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hellsbelles · 10/05/2010 22:06

oh dear Bella - not surprised you are cross.

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bellavita · 10/05/2010 22:10

kerry, ongoing issue with DH is that his laptop is stuck to his side constantly... from the minute he walks through the door on an evening. Yes, he does volunteer for a charity and he is moderator for the forum, but come on, surely it doesn't have to log on straight away.

He has since moved his bag and emptied the contents. Blind is now back up but the step ladders are still sat here.

I think he just doesn't see these things as important like I do.

KerryMumbles · 10/05/2010 22:13

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Iggiepitomisesvacuity · 10/05/2010 22:13

Bella, every now and then I disconnect a wire at the back of the computer. Guarantees me a wee bit of attention.
Come to think of it, these days it's usually me on the computer.

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