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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

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VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 19:39

or something like that

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hellsbelles · 10/05/2010 20:41

have to go watch 24 now. Night ladies.

Lizzylou · 10/05/2010 20:42

Hells, as it is your birthday I will refrain from bitchslapping you for the implication that I stink of fish permanently.

Possibly because I do

Spinning was a beeatch tonight, my legs are like jelly.

Jet, wow, you must feel so very proud, that is an amazing weightloss, well done you

Crispy, good to see you back on the exercise and running farrrr faster than me.

Got home to find DH watching 80's Top of the pops, have swooned at Morten Harket and been singing along. If I sing, I can't put food in my mouth, right?

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/05/2010 20:42

Hells - answered you on the other thread - just say when and it will be winging it's way to you

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/05/2010 20:43

Oh and - HAPPY BIRTHDAY [smile}

Lizzylou · 10/05/2010 20:43

Reality, DH was in a bad way after he had his wisdom teeth out, and he is a bloke who has only had 1 day off sick in 8 years, so you just take it easy.

When do your ABs finish so you can self-medicate with vodka and wine?

DreamsInBinary · 10/05/2010 20:47

Hey LL - guess who gets mentioned here? Twice

Lizzylou · 10/05/2010 20:51

Berlimey

Reality · 10/05/2010 20:52

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RumourOfAHurricane · 10/05/2010 20:55

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/05/2010 20:57

Recycling titles is very eco- friendly Shiney

Off to watch Glee

VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 21:05

Sorry about the title, i couldnt think of owt else that didnt have 'cock' in it

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 10/05/2010 21:11

Vinny -

bellavita · 10/05/2010 21:22

Tracey - Green Day is June 19th!

Sorry you feel crappy Reality

DH is pissing me of summat rotten tonight, so I will bid you lovely ladies goodnight and I will go wallow in my bed.

Lizzylou · 10/05/2010 21:25

Bella, I was just wondering where you were.
Hope you're OK.

FluffyVacuity · 10/05/2010 21:27

Have just lost 2 stone puking over the thread in active convos

Bitter - I want it [stamps foot] not that evil SAF.

Norma - will send you long mail tomorrow with various websites on (no genki porn i promise)

instructionstothedouble · 10/05/2010 21:32

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KerryMumbles · 10/05/2010 21:33

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FluffyVacuity · 10/05/2010 21:38

Bella - where you beeeeeeennnn??

Kerry - 2nd half of story please, I had excellent dreams after the first half

KerryMumbles · 10/05/2010 21:39

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FluffyVacuity · 10/05/2010 21:40

Lizzy - I think you'll find it is I that is the bitchslapper around these 'ere parts I thought you were the 'fishy breath' one????!

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Lizzylou · 10/05/2010 21:43

Off to bed now, legs are v wobbly.

Kerry, you should tell us the story, sounds so romantic thus far

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VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 21:44

what first half? have i missed one of KM stories

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