NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

[VinegarTits]

or something like that

Verily, this thread has turned into a Carry On film today.

All we need to is BOF to come on and do her best Babs Windsor impression, clasping her naked bazookas.

Ooh Matron

Im still drooling a little bit

Why are firemen so fucking damn sexy?

actually i know why

its their confidence and the uniform and because they are heros who make you feel all safe while your in their presence, and they have big engines and big hoses

[pathetic girly emotion]

Sorry i have just come in and taken over with my slobbering

but he was so dreamy, fit body in his little tight t-shirt and tight trousers, with peircing blue eyes, and then when he put on his full firemans uniform and i got to see his helmet phoarrr

anyway

as you were

And they could throw you over their shoulder and carry you up down stairs without even trying.

Good lord, VT. Now I'm starting to feel a little flushed

@ helmet.

oh god yes DIB, so manly and strong

Will now stuff face whilst thinking American thoughts before houseworking.

Nee-naw-nee-naw Vinny.

fucking hell DIB, your flushed? im glowing, i think if i was there any longer they would have had to turn the hose on me!

Do you remember that episode of Friends when George Clooney and Noah Wyle (off ER) were Firemen.........??
It was like an early Christmas

this is a nice sereal place you are all mad.

Many proffesions could throw you over their shoulders and carry you off dib

ruby players, policemen, hockey players...

hmm much nice brain space invader this, can we keep up the high cock low cake talk. tis healthier after all.

who was advocating sex every few days for maintaining health and complexion?

Oh lizzy stop! i just cannot think about it any longer, or i'll have to go home and change my ahem

back to work, MUST NOT THINK ABOUT FIREMAN

pmsl at 'high cock, low cake' talk

D'you know, they'd have to big strong buggers to get me over their shoulders, I'd be very impressed.

I like footballers myself and it's soon the World Cup. 22 men in shorts running round for 90 minutes, fantastic

Vinny was the engine shiny or Shiney...?

And if the lateer what is Shiney engine like? Does it have problems with the head gasket? Is it painted with penguins? Maybe instead of water it shoots out Chanel lipgloss

know this cock talk isnt helping my ability to focus and get stuff done dont you.

I hold you all responsible for me not getting my jobs done today.

Especially you VT - i might have to go grab a shower before collecting his littleness from school.

at trills

you lot have made me spit out my tea.

WTF is going on at the moment though...my poor nanny was sick the other day and a friend who was just going to drop in for a quick cup of tea turned up at the door and then suddenly had a dizzy turn and has had to go home . Is there some weird bug doing the rounds or something? Or is it just my house!

you lot are so funny, and i too love the idea of high cock low cake - can we have that as our motto?

On the healthy eating front I had to cycle home to turn down the dlow cooker with my spag bol in (left it on high, prob not good for 9+ hrs), and now I'm hvaing veg chilli for lunch.

Ahh.. cock talk.. have I missed it? Or can I throw my two pennies worth in?