NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

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or something like that

Down to Devon for a week.
Hope the weather improves!

ick larrysgal, genius on the mop and binbag though, I would of just squealed and phoned my dad!

ABF - Are you in the Midlands?

SAF - I'm a Bid Manager. NO idea why I haven't turned back to fluff, think because its such an arse having to keep changing back and forward, can you do it in an easy way?

Lizzy - Yeah was something totally stupid, I made a comment on his fb that he thought related to something else. He'd had 10 people that day say the same thing to him and it really grated. Unfortunately I was talking about something totally different. I have apologised but just feel sick, I hate falling out with friends.

Now falling out with others I'm fine at. Did I tell you I'd outed my SIL's cheating cos she pissed me off so much last week?

Larry - we met on the ball gag thread I believe. You were making one out of a dog harness and ping pong balls?

Yes I am ForStately. Warwickshire to be precise!

Larry, it seems you are very inventive, balls and loo unblocking, very impressive.

What chapter headings will you have in your book Shiney? And what will be the title?

"Feel the Shiney Love"
"A whole lotta Shiney Lovin"
"Wanker or Keeper? Let Shiney decide"

Fluffy, is it all sorted now? It was hardly your fault!

How the hell did I miss a ball gag thread??
I need to start staying up later.

Ahhh we are Worcestershire so not far

Lizzy - not sure, I have texted and think it is ok but because of the ocd it makes me feel really ill, i keep going over it in my head, and i know it was totally stupid in the first place!

Probably feeling a bit shit becausehad letter from work this morning about going back. Its not till Jan but out me in foul mood.

Oooo a Shiney book, now that could make for great reading

I'm babysitting a friends bub today, you forget how small they are!

Larry - hello, i must have missed you joining us, but you sound like you will fit in very well!

Fanny - will ask for the recipe for you, it truly was amazing! (had to stop myself licking the bowl out)

Fluffy - giggled at you outing your sis.

Friend looks like she could be letting me down again just feel a bit at her atm.

Oh well, just had a wander round town with DD, got some books from the library and just had a calmative Wispa

Ah yes, I was inventing ballgags...I did actually wonder about cadbury's creme eggs, but I see that someone with a larger mouth went on to suggest chocolate oranges...have namechanged again as larry is becoming too visible. I have already been hailed as a welcome addition to the site

I may swallow my pride and just come back. Shall I?