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NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

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VinegarTits · 10/05/2010 19:39

or something like that

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RumourOfAHurricane · 13/05/2010 11:31

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traceybath · 13/05/2010 11:32

Hello Shiney!

Am waiting for wine to be delivered before heading off to asda - its now on 2 floors so that'll be fun with the 2 smallest dc's

Whats a reverse percey? Is it still pig like?

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/05/2010 11:33

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 11:33

makes a change shiney one

mad day here trying to sort out the mess that last nights disaster has left in its wake.

Tired, but have had coffee. feel like shit, but emotionally numb. Trying to keep my mind on ice hockey players rather then rl. Negotiated babysitter for tomo night so skating. which should help. GOing to try to drag ds skating saturday or poss sunday moring depending. will see.

screwed up wks so book holiday for ds for wrong week, and there is 2 wks of hell for ds with school stuff. going to see ds' doc to see if poss for med note to legitamately remove him from school. Although if you are about an know the full details of where i can find what is considered truency shiney that would be fab. Very concerned about ds atm.

RumourOfAHurricane · 13/05/2010 11:37

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CurbAppeal · 13/05/2010 11:37

God, it takes me about five minutes to load this page...have I missed you flouncing?

They seem to be dealing with the DP issue. Now if an assurance is forthcoming over the working penguin, we may be able to form a coalition and I will slink back. But I will be laughed at. Oh well, what's new?

bellavita · 13/05/2010 11:38

Bloody 'ell Shiney, don't do overkill on the posting will you?

Yes, Larry, come back as you!!!

Alicetheinvisible · 13/05/2010 11:39

Should have got some of them when in town Shiney, maybe tomorrow......

Wispas - do have a slight soapy taste i think, but i still like them, but then i am the weirdo who like parma violets.

bellavita · 13/05/2010 11:39

Can I just say I would like to lick you all

DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 11:44

dont want to remove permantly, just during the two weeks prior to half term when they have changed the environment so significantly he is currently at risk of a nervous breakdown from the stress of the event. Would like some help from school but not sure really how they can help and they dont see there is a problem

DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 11:46

i erm put more info in msg on wall. promised HQ would be careful about oversharing.

Lizzylou · 13/05/2010 11:49

Sorry Shiney, had to do some work!

Loving your sex tips, a unisex one could be

Do NOT fart when receiving oral sex

I love Percy pigs, reverseys sound lovely

Yes, come back as you Larry!

swallowedAfly · 13/05/2010 11:54

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Lizzylou · 13/05/2010 11:56

Good one, SAF

Also, one for the blokes.

Nipples are not like radio dials, enough with the twirling

swallowedAfly · 13/05/2010 11:56

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DidEinsteinsMum · 13/05/2010 11:58

larry - if you are happy being larry, be larry. Sometimes you out grow a name and need to move on. is it possible that this is the case

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hellsbelles · 13/05/2010 12:02

is it friday night have I time travelled through the week and entered the bumsex zone .

Sorry SAF I don't know about circumcised otherwise I'd be glad to help

Cbeebies on - work getting done.

DEM will check out FB.

Too many smilies in one post. Sorry

NormaSknockers · 13/05/2010 12:10

Sorry Shiney, babytsitting very small person (who's now fast asleep)

Shiney's Sex Tips - I smell a best seller.

DON'T say 'That's not how your brother does it'

CurbAppeal · 13/05/2010 12:10

I wouldn't have a clue about all this cock chat- I am a skinny flat-chested prude you know.

But I don't get any of the injokes and can't get away with this level of disingenuousness forever, so something may have to change...

DEM, sorry you sound so stressed.

NormaSknockers · 13/05/2010 12:11

SAF you don't do anything differently really

Lizzylou · 13/05/2010 12:11

@ Norma

Like Hells, I have no experience of circumcised appendages, SAF, sorry!

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