NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

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or something like that

Alice - that soup sounds amazing, any chance you could get the recipe?

I love our 16 year old babysitter as well. She is so sensible.

Morning Norma,

Right must go. See you all later.

Bitter - I didn't think that about your posts last night? don't worry.

Gah, I need to have a shower but the dot com shop will be here between 10 and 12.

I bet it bloody turns up at 12.

Saf, I will be the one sat in the pub stinking, with half of yesterday's make up smeared down my face.

Hello

Your night out sounded lovely Alice, and the menu looked delish

Shiney, WeBuyAnyCar.com are a load of shite... they were exposed in the papers as being rip off merchants - do not even go down that route!! New blusher? Oooh get you with your rosy cheeks!

I am going to take my belt back to Next after work to change it for a smaller size, so will quickly nip to the supermarket and get the icecream and lollies.

jet, how did the train journey go yesterday? Your lunch sounds lovely btw.

Get on those scales DIB!!

hells, hope your nanny returns soon.

Busy here with parents in and out.

Bitter - What did you use to do for a living? I am currently feeling ill at thought of having to go back to work in January, want to be at home with mole

Shiney - excellent re the card So what did you used to flog on Ebay then? Would it be viable as a job?
Thanks for putting that advert in my car

Thank you for suggesting non mix tablets - looked them up last night, I went crazed due to the guarana but happened to see that the ginseng in them can bring on mania when mixed with my ADs!!!!! So stopped taking them obviously. Anyone want them?

Am feeling a bit meh as just mangaged to upset my best friend's husband totally inadvertently and now feel terrible.

Hmm, do you think I would be too conspicuous if I turned up wearing this?

Saf, I'm Dani btw

I used to work in Advertising, fluff.

Has anyone got the initials KK? Someone has sent a friend request to me on fb.

Is it Kerry Katona Bella?

Fluffy, is it fixable re: Best mate's DH?

Shiney I am with Bella, don't use webuyanycar!!! If you part ex the car they'll not do thorough checks, bet you'll be OK.

Not me hells.

Saf, do you think it could catch on? I can see the threads from the pushchair lot now!

Bella, not hells.

in my car???? in my mind

Well now you come to mention it Lizzy....

Good morning everyone.
Hope everyone is well.
Ive actually lost weight! I cant believe it! I was 9st6lb am now 9st3lb. I know it's not loads of weight but I feel quite pleased with myself.

Going to most likely put it all back on and then some because we are going on holiday on Saturday.

Enjoy your meet-up bitter and saf.

I would buy that book. Would have to have a good old section of How Not To Do It though.

Will the book have sex tips in as well?
I may buy it then

Well done Amazing! Where you off to?

I am still crossing my legs and not daring to use the loo after some sod blocked the toilet this morning. I had to google and improvise a plunger out of a mop and binbag. It worked though. I may charge myself sixty quid.