NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

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or something like that

Well, apparently I am absolved of all parental responsibilities.

I just told DS off and he replied

'That's it mummy - YOU'RE FIRED!'

Shiney, I know nothing of cars, but at you being a naughty teenager, Mitts you make me

DEM, have as early a night a possible and take very good care of yourself.

Sending you virtual cocoa and sleepy thoughts.

Lizzy, is it a deal? You do my exercise and I do your cleaning?

Alice, hope you get a babysitter sorted, I can't remember the last time I had a night out with DH, must have been pre DC.

FS, what am I saying no to?

OK Bitter, it's a deal, I bloody need to double up my exercise looking at my bingo wings.
YOur DS (and I know he can be a handful) sounds great, he really does.

Fluffy, So'ton, as in by the sea? I could I spose, what does he specialise in?

'Handful' is putting it mildly Lizzy, but he'll go far in life, I'm sure

Shiney you do so look like a teenager!

Hope you can find a babysitter Alice, have you been invited anywhere nice?

cant do a roast. but ds brought me a lovely plate of chicken nuggets and potatoe waffles for tea. Its amazing when he cooks tea he will wait til it is cooked and not raid the cupboard, when i do tea he raid cupboard as he is hungry 5 yo the little bugger. Now all i need to do is to train him to do the washing up afterwards. AH well. diet coke kicking in, might feel up to shoving washing on when ds has gone to bed. need to get school uniform washed. it is filthy. might grab another nap before bedtime. he has sweets - reward for behaving, and tv. he will be fine - especially as pink panther is due on at 6:30pm. he is hooked. catch up the other side of bedtime when the working ones come out to play.

Say no to the housework Bitter. I mean it.

Ferret - are you in midlands?

DIB - We're having a roast tonight!!

Lizzy he specialises in twattery, nobishness, being a cunt - 101 and 102, how to not pay child support - basic and advanced level and oh yes, crap in bed (with added module on how to bring stds into your marriage). If you want to see what he looks like have a look on my fb photos, im sat with him on one, think ive got a blue shrug on.

Seriously yes as in by sea, no idea what specialises in, think it was mainly commercial property although he also did residential conveyancing, nothing exciting.

Shines - i know nothing about cars, i dont drive. Although i do now know a lot about ball gags and mal's fetishes, which can only be a good thing surely?

Norma - do you work from home? What do you do? I'm trying to find a decent job.

SAF - Who did you do copy for and was it good? I write in my current role but would like to go freelance.

fluff - you've mixed up dib and di again...
DIB hasnt been about since this morning, and DI craves the roast.

did you sort that thread out - it went over my head - prob due to mood and prob due to cba.

have you calmed a little?

Fluffy, Commercial Property and Residential Conveyancing? Not a hope at the moment, lovely! Even for non-twatty, non-slut studs the property market is sloooow.
He may even be telling the truth about his earnings to be honest.

Off to have a peek...

Have had a look, at a wedding, his name is J?
For a twat, he is pretty attractive.
Can see why you'd be sucked in.

One of my customers Mother/MiL's rings me for a little 'chat' from time to time.. asks about the service, semi books for me to do some work for her and then doesn't turn up. I find it weird.

K boxing is good for bingo wings Lizzy, get a punch bag Oh, and Press ups which I can finally do after being bullied by our instructress.

Lots of twats are Lizzy, that's why they get away with it before you realise. Not all obviously.... but then I like quirky in looks and personality in some shape or form anyway.

Spose my sleb crush is still JS.. Now a dirty, sweaty JS is worth some pondering..

bah you lot keep confusing me first theres crispy who isnt mitts now theres di who isnt dib. Argh.

he was very nice looking yes. his name is same as mine.

mitts - who is js?? yes and what work do you do?

Hello,

DH is bathing the kids and the kitchen is clean

Who is JS?

Double, if you want a roast, just turn up any Sunday

Why am I saying no to housework again?

24 Catch up tonight - just call me hells

ds1 s cooking up a storm in my kitchen, he is making veggie curry (he's one of those weirdy no meat eating people )

We just had curry Vinny, it was very nice.

Bitter - your house is taking advantage of you. Just say no. Sing it in your head to the Grange Hill song. Write it on your hand to remind you. You are being abused. We need Dittany.

SOMEONE GET DITTANY NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

Fluff - I am going to be doing diddly squat tomorrow and probably nowt on Friday so I am just getting ahead of myself for the week.

And I like cleaning.

Have you been taking those tablets again?

noooooooo please dont not here, pretty please.

FLuff stop taking what ever it is that has sent you over the edge. you are now a bit scarey

Step.Away.From.The.Pills.