NOTHING TASTES AS GOOD AS BEING SHINEY FEELS

[VinegarTits]

or something like that

wander wonder (doh)

Well..you'd be the first cadaver on the thread FS.... might not be a good idea to combine tabs. Be careful. Took adios with no ill effects, but deeply suspicious you just get Horse laxative suppositories with anything ordered off the web!

Well! Hellooooo Bella... Perhaps Mr Bella is 'overwhelmed'

No,no, don't you worry about me, I'll just fucking cark it in the corner!!!!!!!!!!

If I die, I'm blaming you lot.

See I knew Mitts would help me in my hour of need. Rest of you will be sorry when I leave you nowt in my will

Am going for lie down

I'd be careful stroking me at the moment FS... I am a bit hormonal... but happy to help

Mitts - on my threads im on it comes up:

Mitts - 'I'd be careful stroking me at the moment FS... I am a bi'

Gave me a few chuckles.

Although I have already run into a ball gag on another thread

It's Fluff. Had namechanged for a Stately homes private stuff thread. Then forgot to change back, will do so shortly.

Hope you are OK FS. I took something similar WAY back and they too were a bit speedy

Bella, bet you wish you were a fly in DH's computer when he opened that one? Hope his secretary/colleagues have no access......

SAF, the knock on confidence around work is a big thing isn't it? Do you think you will go back to teaching, sounds like you enjoyed it?

Off fo early lunch here, catch y'all later

SAF - Could be then, not that I would know what feeling speedy felt like obviously Feel sort of hot and sweaty and keep laughing inappropriately. I quite like it

Crispy - luckily he is in charge of his own computer (doesn't have a secretary..) - he probably deleted me as soon as

fluff you are mad, and truely fab.

I want and need to sleep and everyone seems to need to cut the fucking lawn. ffs its only going to grow some more during the week and ou will cut it again in another week. give the poor lawn mower a break, its is shock after a winter of rest. It would kill you to ignore it for one fucking week.

I am in a weird mood. I need to go skating in some respects. i need to sleep in others and I need to get moved in another.

mweh, i need to hide in a dark corner. At least ds is getting the support he needs from his dad. I have had enough of life and am struggling. the point got lost about 4 weeks ago. I havent found it. I dont know where to find it and I really cant be bothered. with anything. anymore. it is pointless. and shit.

I am going to start spanking the customers who bring me washing that is so badly creased that it takes me 3 times as long to sort it.

DEM - Come play with me on the ball gag thread, will cheer you up. I can mail you some of these tablets, they are quite a mood lifter

Seriously, punch some pillows, then have some tea. Not pointless, you have your DS and your skating.

I'm crap at this, where's Mitts? She's good when she's not shifting her sexuality around.

Not that I know of oh fluffy one , I am afraid I like cock the yin and yang of man/woman stuff too much, but have a healthy string of girly crushes so not impartial to the general loveliness of the female of the species.

Just need sleep and it is a lawn mower conspiracy and unfortunately i need dark and quiet to sleep. i find sleep hard and not good at rest or relaxing.

would listening to some music of your choice on headphones help? Sort of balance it out a bit? Or go for a walk and see if it is quieter this afternoon?

I feel for you, sleep deprivation is awful. Could you skate for an hour?

Mitts always brightens my day

Am completely fucked feeling this morning. I think tiredness really (too much excitement with the firemen ) actually felt spinny and sick this morning. Been to playgroup and as usual was one of the only ones helping. A new group arrived today, took over about a third of the room, they had school age kids with them that they ignored and the kids were throwing sweets at each other (not allowed to bring food etc in because of baby choking hazard/allergies) and were just generally hard work. Yes i know i would get flamed on aibu about the yobs thread but there you are.

Alice thank you.. that is a lovely thing to say.

I can remember that at playgroup. It is so unfair on the LO's and the Mums should realise that.

Sorry you are feeling so icky. My pregnancy with DD was similar to your current one. I think I counted the minutes. Bloody brilliant birth though. God I had a good shout .

I will keep hold of that thought Mitts!

Morning all. Busy at work so not much time to chat. Hope you're all doing ok.

Shouldn't school age kids be in school Alice?

If you could all STOP perving over politicians that'd be great.

Afternoon, have given up trying to catch up on the thread, you lot witter on too much

did someone mention Firemen? well get this, i have volunteered to be fire marshall in our office, so tommorow i get to go anmd do fire marshall training with the sexy firemen, not just any firemen, RAF fireman!

it has cheered me up somewhat i can tell you

[i just asked sgb an anal bleaching question, put that on your phone sex line list!!]

It was all Lizzy's fault Trills

DEM - I wish I knew what to say to help. I really do. Sleep deprivation (as Mitt's so rightly says) is so very very hard. I can feel my heart beating faster and my heckles rising if things disturb my sleep (i'm a terrible sleeper). On a purely practical note I ram ear plugs in one ear and shove the other ear close to the pillow which numbs out much of the noise.

But as to finding your point. You know you have so many many points (DS, skating...you)...just remember that the tiredness and shiteness recently is clouding you seeing it.

SAF - sounds like a horrible horrible time.

Sazz - agree that tribunal would be counter productive as it's you that will suffer the most...but also that they must think you are doing it.

Fluff - you are so bonkers (banned word?) and I love you .

at Mitt's inadvertent 'thread's I'm on' declaration.