Is it a bird?...Is it a plane... Noo it's one of the aerodynamic Shiney crew

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So, here we are on the 63rd(?) thread...

Much intellectual discourse has been held...The big bang theory rewritten...thermodynamics hotly debated, the Election mused upon....

Alongside which, we coax, encourage, arse kick, tease, boost and cajole our way into a healthier lifestyle, with whatever 'diet' or exercise regime suits, and drinking more WATER (are we drinking our water ladies? )..

Please pay homage to our mascot as you enter the thread.

Anyway, where were we? The life and works of Aristotle I believe.....and over to you Total...

Ha, Trills my hair is shite - think rapidly greying frizz, barely controlled by lashing of serum and straighteners.

Shouldn't we be addressing you as Dr Trills then if you have a PhD? I would be insisting everyone addressed me as DOCTOR, even the kids, if I was able to complete a PhD.

Morning all

YAY! DS is back at school! I have a full day of ironing ahead of me, but at least I won't have his running commentary in my ear while I do it.

('Mummy, why do we need bus drivers? Why can't everyone on the bus take turns to drive the bus? When I'm a big Big BIG boy I'm going to have a motorbike. A green motorbike. Green like Ben 10. I love green. Because I love Ben 10. Aah! a bee! I'm scared of bees because they fly. This bee isn't flying because it's got no wings. Or legs. Like a worm. Oh, it's a worm. I'm not scared of worms. But I am scared of bees because they can sting you and they fly. I'm going for a poo...')

Claudia - I bet you have the best hair

Trills - You are making me feel very stupid

My dissertation was on the gender division in experiences of fandom on online forums (honestly ). You sound proper clever

Oh and Saf - blame DH for us getting lost - we ended up following a bridleway

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Have missed ya!

What thread??

thanks Lizzy

A "Who is Shiney" thread.

Sorry about any typos in my txts Trills!

Gotta figure out now how to top up my credit - have done it loads of times before, but I have just drawn a flippin blank as to which app I use.

Nice to have you back shiney.

Right, school done and over with am going to bed. sleep for an hour or three, school run, sort ds out and then out. Hopefully the day will end better then it started.

JuJus - is that going to be a permanant flounce or just a token on you're mad.

{sorry cross thread chat}

shines - sorry know not what you needed. Thought I was being hilarious with saying you were the fish. Then i used the dreaded face and the wrath of the gods was visited upon me. Anyway, apologies, wasn't trying to start a war, but my err, sense of humour seems to be a little unique on here.

Am ignoring it now so it drops down active.

Mole is now much better due to the Gaviscon (thank you all ladies) but shes doing this new weird thing where she screams for a couple of minutes, you try to give her a bottle she pulls away, screams some more etc, then finally takes it. Drinks some then breaks off, screams a bit more etc then has some more and falls asleep. Weird, think she's fighting sleep and getting arsey

Slug - token flounce - I was just being silly, as I knew you'd spot me anyway...

Morning

Shiney and Jujus, hope you had a lovely weekend

Bitter and Saf - i love the running commentry. DD does it, but as she is only 2.6 it doesn't always make sense. She kind of thinks out loud iyswim? Which is good as i nearly always know what she is thinking of doing

Ok, i had no tea or coffee yesterday at all! Need my cup of tea today though

Today so far:

Breakfast - cocopops, tropical juice
Midmorning - cup of tea and a pear
Lunch - probably tuna pasta again and maybe some bread (would be rude not to as it would have just come out of the breadmaker)
Dinner - Chicken biryani?

made me smile which was much appreciated this morning. its an intersting batch of answers. ladder theory was a interesting read

Was in the mood to try to start a bit of a fight yeserday and really havent got the hang of aibu yet. still at lwast this time not everyone is agreeing with me so it is progress.

Ommmm

Breathing in I am a mountain......Breathing out I am solid...

Om Ommmmmm.....

Mitts you are too skinny to be a mountain. :p

Ah sorry just realised x-posted with you shiney.

shines - thank god for that was getting far too stressed last night over it. Bleaches whole thing from memory.

Very glad you guys had good weekend. Slightly weirded out by your food intake, although i do like feta melted in cous cous... but not eaten like in 9 1/2 weeks, just eaten, you know, naturally.

Granny Murray - topless????? Please kill me now although I hated the trainbloke on it even more. and as for miss hoolie in balamory.... shudders.

Bitter - dd is exactly the same, the 5 yer old not the baby constant stream of consciousness it makes me want to scream. Its hard to explain to anyone how hard it is just to be bombarded with noise and questions every second of every minute of every day of every and breathe - holidays are over

Vinny - I met DP through online. Take that how you will