Let it SHIIIIIII-IIINE, Let it Shine....waltzing about in rude good health like we are all in an M&S ad

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Welcome to the latest in our series of healthy eating threads (26 and counting)!

The emphasis is on health (which is sometimes rude when we get chatting frivolously, as is our tendency), and weight loss where desired. I obviously don't desire it enough, as I am the same weight as when I started, but some of our regulars are mere shadows of their former selves ...

Do come and sign in here if you are with us, or want to join in- all welcome.

We try a variety of approaches, and there is always a lot of support and quite a few laughs along the way. Shiney is the head honcho round these parts, and we do get to be regaled with her embarrassing stories before the rest of MN, so that's always a big draw

Join us if you will!

Lol would looove a beer - haven't had beer since before dd1, am drooling now!!

Food/Drink Servings Cals Prot Carbs Fat Fibre

178kcal Wellness Eis Waldbeere, Linessa 1 Pot/170ml 178.0 4.0 31.8 3.9 0.0
Bars, Blueberry, Fruit & Grain, Asda 1 Bar/37g 124.0 1.5 23.7 2.6 1.4
Milk, Skimmed, Average 180ml 61.6 6.0 9.0 0.2 0.0
Milk, Semi Skimmed, Average 70ml 34.0 2.4 3.5 1.2 0.0

you're right about the milk am new to this so I don't know the calories of stuff without checking was nice tho...

Right that's my head bursting! Off to bed, before I succumb to an extra 137 calories myself!

Just finished watching Marley And Me- I saw it on the pictures already, but I still sobbed

Lovely film.

Aw BoC. Are you feeling any better?

Does the doggie die?

Oh dear lord, what a load of cocks you are.

Well, well, well yes it was weigh in tonight hmm ok not that bad I lost 1lb. Pretty bad for someone my size, but very good considering the amount I have eaten this week and the amount I have sat on the sofa!

So I started my new week well by nipping into the chip shop (on way home from fat club) and eating chips, savloy and curry sauce for dinner, followed by a box one or two after eight dinner mint things.

Tomorrow I am on it promise, promise promise.

So I am now officialy 23st 3lb, damn I want to be in the 22's next week!!

Come on ladies lets diet, cock chatters unite

Flamingo size 10 well done you!

Jet so sorry about your brother, bloody bastards.

Which cock was it that was offering a rain mac? All these cocks are confusing me (reminds me of some graffiti I read about me once) I would love it, if it is still going spare?

Considering cock name change, I may buck the trend and become a nob.

CockelineHyde?

I am fine now thanks- no cramps, but disconcerting to be bleeding a bit when I'm not used to it- tomorrow I may break out the old mooncup I ordered in a fit of MN-ly zeal before I remembered I wasn't having periods

Great news on the weight loss Jaq- I know it's not much, but it's all in the right direction, so that's brill.

Oh the poor dog carked it in the end, yes, but he was a great dog

It's quite funny when reading other normal posts, seeing the occasional cock pop up I felt a bit embarrassed using my cock name on other threads but I'm becoming really accustomed to it. Someone on another thread said they liked it

Ah, I can remember more innocent times when I had never heard of a mooncup and would have blushed to utter the word cock.. BMN (Before Mumsnet)

Is anyone still up?

I'm up to my eyes in vomit, ds1 has had v&d bug so was banished to his gf's as we don't want any of his germs, but now ds2 has now got it

He puked all over his bed and bob the builder, bob had to have a shower and is now drying in the bathroom and ds2 is now in bed with me, i dont feel too good either, havent eaten any tea and have a headache, oh joy.

Oh dear viney. Hope you don't catch it. I feel sorry for Bob though.

Cockaloca

That sounds rotten. Bad luck. Nice of you to care for poor Bob as well as your DS! Can you sort yourself out with some painkillers and water once DS is asleep? I'd suggest a stiff drink but don't think it would help with the bug..

A bit shit isn't it?

Vinny you poor thing. I hate children and sickness bugs, it's exhausting and then just when the dc's are on the mend you get hit with the bug yourself. Not trying to tempt fate, it's just always the way in our house.

gah! ds just puked again, managed to catch most of it in a bowl

he is now asked for grapes and blueberries

Sorry, been missing in action. Would anyone care to give me a brief sypnosis of the cockabusiness situation? All I remember is seeing a photo of terry wogan's cock and then my memory went blank, I went mising and now I've come back and I'm surrounded by cocks.

Actually, I have just realised that those names there could be seen as more than distasteful. I'm gonna get that one deleted.

Do you know, I don't remember where they all came from (the cocks)? It just sort of happened.
Good sign he wants some food, I guess, though can't help picturing it coming back up! How on earth are you managing to MN during this drama?

Vaca - someone said all we talked about was mens cocks and it just sort of went from there into a big giant piss take.

Poor Vinny- but grapes and blueberries? So Mumsnet...you are a traitor to us Scousers