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Let it SHIIIIIII-IIINE, Let it Shine....waltzing about in rude good health like we are all in an M&S ad

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BiteOfFun · 27/10/2009 11:36

Welcome to the latest in our series of healthy eating threads (26 and counting)!

The emphasis is on health (which is sometimes rude when we get chatting frivolously, as is our tendency), and weight loss where desired. I obviously don't desire it enough, as I am the same weight as when I started, but some of our regulars are mere shadows of their former selves ...

Do come and sign in here if you are with us, or want to join in- all welcome.

We try a variety of approaches, and there is always a lot of support and quite a few laughs along the way. Shiney is the head honcho round these parts, and we do get to be regaled with her embarrassing stories before the rest of MN, so that's always a big draw

Join us if you will!

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vacaloca · 28/10/2009 00:12

i quite like cockaloca...

BrandNewCock · 28/10/2009 00:13

"piss take".
cue more sniggering in scotland.

BiteOfCock · 28/10/2009 00:15

Don't alert hq to our cockfest, Squeezy!

SqueezyCheesyCock · 28/10/2009 00:15

Oh no, I like cockaloca, it's beautiful. It's the other ones I mean, they are just not right.

Iggi, are you in Scotland?

BiteOfCock · 28/10/2009 00:16

We need to stay- we are a new movement: Cocks Against Racism...it could lead to an uprising

VineGruesomeCock · 28/10/2009 00:16

He has gone back to sleep now

oh grapes and blueberries are his fav, i keep trying to get him to eat sausage rolls other various foodstuff, but he insists on them, much be his royal blood

SqueezyCheesyCock · 28/10/2009 00:18

Royal blood

Bof

Oh shit, I already asked HQ to delete it. I'm a bit crap, sorry. If anything happens I'll take full responsibility.

vacaloca · 28/10/2009 00:20

squeezycheesycock, vomiting, terry wogan and bob the builder in the same thread... I'm feeling queezy.

BrandNewCock · 28/10/2009 00:21

Yes squeezy.

SqueezyCheesyCock · 28/10/2009 00:24

Ah, I am a fellow Scot. Where are you roughly? Am in south-ish west Scotland, used to live in Glasgow and also the east coast.

BrandNewCock · 28/10/2009 00:31

Hi Squeezy. Miserable weather today in Edinburgh. Must confess to being a foreigner (n.irish) but living here now for aeons, scottish DP etc. You live in heart of Burns land, by the sound of it. I'm feeling a spot of cock-related poetry coming on..

BrandNewCock · 28/10/2009 00:35

Off to bed, cannot bear to look at my watch been on here for hours! Night (to anyone still standing)

SqueezyCheesyCock · 28/10/2009 00:52

Oh I love Edinburgh, fab city and beautiful. Am quite familiar with the drinking establishments around the city centre, usually manage 2 or 3 nights out a year when cheap hotel deals crop up.

And yes, good guess, Burns country is where I am at! Love it down here too, the coast is magical, esp in this stormy weather, all dramatic

HydeTheCock · 28/10/2009 01:08

I've just ruined my night/week/month/Christmas.

I just checked my bank account online to see what the damage was now I had caught all my bills/debts up to date and paid the months rent and my bank account is showing £48 available to withdraw that is including my massive overdraft.

I'm actually not sure what I'm going to do, as some of you know I'm a student with 3 young children and my DP. My DP isn't allowed to work and has no re-course to public funds until his immigration status is resolved (applied for over a year ago have been told to not expect a reply until July 2010). So I have 3 youngs children and a dependant adult (but I don't get any help for an adult dependant because I'm not allowed any money for him).

So I recieve my student loan (every 3 months) and some tax credits and child benefit. I am not entitled to full housing allowance because I'm a student and because I have a joint tenancy with DP so they only allow me to claim half the rent despite having 3 children home and DP unable to gain any finances (it doesn't even work out at half due to my student loan being taken as a wage)

So I thought I was ahead of the game, talking on an Xmas thread the other day I revealed I had bought the DC's main presents (off a catalouge) and some tins of sweets and mince pies etc. Very smuggly thought I would be all done by the end of November. I had no idea my bank account was in the state it was.

You see we were robbing peter to pay paul over the long Summer break and had to pay everything back that I owed (£2400 not inclusing my overdraft) thats with moving costs etc so is extra high because of that, and the DC's all needed new winter shoes and coats and a few bits of clothes due to growing (damn those kids).

So I have £48 and then approx £800 a month in tax credits and child benefit. I have to top up out rent by £400 a month (no way I can miss that) then feed and clothe a family of 5, pay bills etc.

The end thing is I won't be able to afford to pay those everyday things let alone afford Christmas. We don't get anymore money from the student loan bods until January 4th.

So answer me this what the bloody hell can I do, so far I have 1 present for each child (dolls house for dd1, pram set for dd2 and camera for ds) some boxes of sweets, mince pies and an Xmas pud. I can't borrow money from anywhere, I have approx £100 in credit left on my catalouge but will be missing my
payemt due tomorrow so may not be able to use that (tempted to make a quick dash purchase of stocking fillers for kids)

I just do not know what to do, we can't afford decorations, no christmas food, jesus we can't even pay the bills how can I spend a penny on christmas. Bloody hell, stupid bloody bank account. I'm actually feeling guilty for the chips and after 8 mints I bought earlier whish I had checked my bank account before I would have saved pounds and calories!

Fed up, pissed off, really unhappy Now I have to tell DP how bad it is.

HydeTheCock · 28/10/2009 01:14

Sorry just read my post back and it's long winded and miserable.

Going to tell DP now and then will sleep on it and see if any ideas come up.

Sorry for spreading the misery, I'm officially the cock of doom

BiteOfCock · 28/10/2009 01:31

Have Cated you Jaq- check tomorrow?

FlamingoCock · 28/10/2009 04:29

And I'm up again . DD1 woke me up and now me and DD4 can't get back to sleep again!

Jac I can't think of any worse feeling than your heart sinking when you realise you're in real financial shit. I don't know about your family situation - have you got anyone who could help out? Even if it's just having you over for Christmas so you don't have to buy special food?

VineGruesomeCock · 28/10/2009 07:26

Oh poor Jaq can you have a clear out of all your old stuff and do a boot sale to try and raise some funds?

Ds2 has diarrhea now too, and i am still feeling a bit dodgy so going to have to call in sick at work. ds1 has just come home from his gf's, he is still ill, has had it for 4 days, and now his gf also has it.

Welcome to the house of the sick, now i have a day of cbeebies and vomit to look forward to, oh woo is me

Lizzylou · 28/10/2009 07:31

Jac have you anything that you can Ebay?
I ebayed some old toys and clothes (some I'd bought but never worn, so they had tags still on them . I made about £130. Enough to buy boys Christmas presents and some other bits.
Is that an option?
Car boot? NCT sale if you have baby stuff?
Make presents for relatives?
Are you eligible for some sort of crisis loan to get you through CHristmas?
My brother is getting married next year and he has said not to buy for him and his GF and he'll not buy for us. Problem is, have already got their presents That'll teach me to be organised.

Cockavita · 28/10/2009 07:56

Have cated you too Jaq - have been back into the cupboard and got the packamack thingy out. If you e-mail me back, I will arrange to send it to you.

cockonthedancefloor · 28/10/2009 08:19

Jac - make sure you go to the uni - they have an access/hardship fund for people in exactly your situation. I cant cat, but if you message me on FB i can talk you through it?

MitsubishisMagnificentCock · 28/10/2009 08:53

Jaq...re presents..have you looked on here at all? I am just trying to get the hang of it but everything is free, my brother has had some amazing stuff from it and apart from picking stuff up there is not cost.

How old are your DD's? I am having a clearout of the pink pit of doom and there may be dressing up stuff in good condition...she is a meesy tyke but manages to look after stuff.

I did a christmas on charity shops one year. Even clothes. My DS's are happy to go in them for clothes now.

I couldn't recommend talking to citizens advice, and the students union, highly enough, they are brilliant and will point you in the right direction.

If you contact me on [email protected] I can let you also know our list of DVD's we were passing on. I was getting stuff sorted for a table top sale but would much rather it came to you if you will accept it.

I am in a similar situation, and it is scary and depressing but it is not insurmountable and I also think talking to catalogues etc/banks will help.

(((((())))) xx

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TrillianSlasher · 28/10/2009 10:08

Morning all, just been for a swim, lots of children about as it's half term.

Sorry you're having money troubles Jac, Jet is right, universities can be very good at helping out their students in times like this.

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