A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

[NormaSknockers]

Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

I have a pint of water. And a cup of tea.

ive made a half arsed attempt at tidyng up but im knackered and just wanna lie on the settee all day

i have water too

My legs ache a bit from my run yesterday. I am really not made for running. Can't swim though cos I'm scared the purple would come out of my hair into the swimming pool

yeah it will...get yourself a sexy swimming cap

i ended up dying mine red again, havent usedthe blue one yet

What's everyone having for lunch? I have some curry with me but not really feeling like eating much, might leave it in the fridge.

I have mozzarella and plum tomato pasta salad with pesto and rocket

I weighed myself on Friday, according to the scales i am a 'fat bastard'

Lunch was a piece of toast, banana and half a bag of crisps.

I didn't much feel like it either Trills, doesn't seem much point when you can't taste anything

i'm still hungry, just had a bag of quavers, do you think it would be bad to have another bag?

I'm on a real live birth thread, so thought it was a special occasion

Although having cock in my name is not going down to well atm

My curry has been microwaved, thought I might as well eat it as I've got it here, even if I don't eat all of it (it's leftovers from Saturdy).

shiney - I say mini man too & even worse - little man - actually I don't know why I'm blushing - I don't give a shit what other people think if I'm gushy about my DCs Gushy is an annoying phrase too isn't it?

Why isn't your cock going down well Terry?

I don't know hells, probably something to do with it causing all the pain in the first place i might get banned from birth threads, best get back to work, i always forget i am here to do a job [procrastinator emoction]

Eaten lunch. Left the lentily part, it was rubbish. New York Office will be online soon demanding things. Joy.

sorry sorry sorry

No not frightened off at all, you all seem to be lovely and quite charming.

No I um, errr

well

you see I have General Health hidden so I can't see you on active convos and then um, there was a funny cat on the telly and I, argh....

sort of forgot to come back

sorry sorry

sorry

So now you're here, tell us what you're having/had for lunch. And have you done any exercise today?

oh crap

really?

um

A bowl of start, 3 cups of tea and a tuna sandwich, which is now repeating on me.

I have walked up and down the stairs a lot. Usually I go for a power walk in the morning but didn't today because I was feeling a bit under the weather BUT IN A STRONG NON WHINGEY FASHION.

I may have had a short nap

I'm rubbish at this. Kick me out pronto before I start lowering the tone.

That sounds pretty good, you obviously didn't read what harley and I had for breakfast!

I am trying to be tough because no-one else is ATM.

Oh you wont be kicked out for lowering the tone slubbber, possibly the opposite

and nobody lowers the tone more than me (except BOF )

terry

slubber - not bad!

I better do my list - wholemeal toast for breakfast.....chicken and tomato wholemeal sandwich for lunch. too much tea

up and down stairs fifteen million times (maybe slight exaggeration) doing washing, clearing up blah blah.

found a thread about the davina mccall fitness dvd's - actually tempted to try it. I've never ever done one of those fitness dvds - anyone else try them?

Well I suppose poor old Terry's nob chatting about fruit or wotnot is hardly high brow is it?

I was at a dinner party on the w/e and was telling the other guests how there was a poster called terryWogansCock, and I was laughing away to myself. There followed a tumbleweed moment.

Important rule Slub - never talk about Mumsnet. Other people just don't get it.

Please tell me that eating chocolate will not make me feel any better.

Oh I know, but we were talking politics (as you do) and the GB webchat came up and then the blokes wanted to know what mn was and they were interested in the whole nickname thing so I mentioned TWC and then there was the uncomfortable silence. tra la

Chocolate will not make you feel better.