A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

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Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum

yup bombay sapphire here, although I am quite partial to hendrick's saffron gin too.

There were pecan nuts in my cereal this morning - do they cancel out the booze then?

. Well slimey did come and tell me about cluster flies and then unsubtly mentioned her thread so I thought it would be impolite not to come and say hello.

And of course you may call me slubs .

But of course they cancel them out

Nice to come on to Shiney's fabby news. I would SO love a copper/ex copper to work at my school. I'm sure you have a certain "authority" that will stand you in good stead. You certainly do on this site

We have an ex prison officer at the one where I work we have behaviour managers.

wow bella that link is class

omg omg omg I CANNOT WAIT TILL TUESDAY!!!!!

and i now have a STANDING TICKET yay

congrats shiney

I have to call you Slub because earlier you said you feel like you are being told off if your full name is used.

I haven't bought any coat yet. I have dyed my hair and that's my impulsive thing for the week.

harley - that is brilliant - try and get near the front so you can give him my very best wishes

He is just to die for.... >

Congrats Shiney

at bella - I do so love diamonds, they will look perfect in your new car

Lost DS in the park for five millenia minutes today, so no way I am staying off the chocolate/vodka tonight.

Chocolate and vodka won't change what happened Iggor.

Hiya DIB

Have a couple of pieces of chocolate for me. Is it milk or dark? I only like milk.

bella, i'll be rite at the front will give him your love

i want chocolate, its taken me all day to recover and im about to get ready to go to bed and collapse coz im working tomorrow and out again tomorrow nite

Thanks harley

Am liking Trill only doing one impulsive thing a week

Has Slubs been frightened off?

No-one listens to me when I am stern. Where is Syc? Is she on holiday or soemthing?

Bugger this, I suppose I should just go and have some chocolate too.

I only have kids chocolate. So, buttons and milky way. But have very adult vodka. Won't change my day but might lower my heart rate!

Evening all.

Sorry I have been awol, had a good week last week, sisters birthday, brother and hs family cam for lunch, went and sunk a botle of wine or 2 with a friend and still managed to stay the same at my weigh in.

Aga has gone, survey has been done on garden for our swimming pond, kitchen has been ordered, sorting out work surfaces on Monday, tilers coming this weekend with samples, so getting there with bits of the house.

DH scared me shitless today when he took DD to the shop but didn't tell me. I dumped DS in the playroom and screamed around the yard shouting for her, the calves thought I was mad. I burst into tears when they turned up and upset DD , so hopefully he won't do that again.

Well done Shiney on your job, at least you know what hours you work and can sort proper childcare out.

Hello everyone else.

Armstrong and Miller are very funny guys.

Heehee, I just put Terry Wogan's Cock on the Friday lust thread...

They are TRill, am loving the Blue Peter rip offs.

Have had Green and Blacks.

Cos I figured that Syc is awol and Shiney is overly happy due to new job, so I could get away with it.

Hadn't figured on Trill getting stern!

Oh Five, the DH's do some daft things wihout thinking don't they

Five, that sounds v scary, poor you.

Your swimming pond and kitchen sound fab though!
And the wine, wine is always good