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Watched Embarasing Bodies last night. Who has DANGLY FANJO LIPS?

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WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:21

After watching that I now think i have a wierd vulva.
The lady that had the extra skin on her inner lips. The doctor said that they were not normal. Not in so many words but she said that they could be treated by a cosmetic surgeon.
And when the lady stood up and you could see that they protruded down from her outer lips. The doctor said that you wouldn't be able to see them normally.
Well my innner lips come down lower than the outer ones. I'm sure some other peoples must do too.
I have always been slightly worried/embarrased by them but I read in a problem page once, years ago, that this is normal. Some inner lips show, or hang down(that sounds yuk, they're not by my knees) whatever, others dont.

So do your inner fanjo lips hand down??

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DarrellRivers · 30/04/2008 13:24

I think this is pretty normal really
And I also think having cosmetic surgery to correct it, with all the risks of scar tissue and poor healing, is not an ideal solution
Plus, do we think with current NHS rationing, that this is money well spent?
It makes me cross actually, this idea of perfection everywhere, look at most women when they are dressing in the gym, they are all range of shapes and sizes

Brangelina · 30/04/2008 13:25

I thought most people's do. I believe porn stars have cosmetic surgery so that theirs are "contained"

milfAKAmonkeymonkeymoomoo · 30/04/2008 13:26

I'm always amazed that anyone takes THAT much notice of their fanjo!? We seem to accept that penises look different so I think blokes accept that fanjos are different... do they even care when they are close enough to get a good view???

Titter · 30/04/2008 13:26

no, no

last night's was about norks

monday's featured fanjo lips, just fo a minute o two

tonight, the whole pog is dedicatyed to fanjos (fanjoes?)

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 30/04/2008 13:26

Mine are both different shapes and both protrude out.

I couldn't give a rats ass. It all works.

S1ur · 30/04/2008 13:26

Does you fanjo hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you toss it over your shoulder like a regimental soldier
Does you fanjo haaaaang looooooow?

Twinkie1 · 30/04/2008 13:27

Thursdays is about tdogers - can't wait!

southeastastra · 30/04/2008 13:28

ew this was on tv?!

Hecate · 30/04/2008 13:29

you know what I found odd? I only watched a bit, that lady with the skin tag... She said it had ruined her life, knocked her confidence and she had been unable to have a relationship because she was so embarrassed about it...yet she was happy to have her arse cheeks parted on national tv and a camera aimed right up her arsehole.

Hecate · 30/04/2008 13:31

I mean, it was a realclose up, slightly parted and a little bit moist. Not a shy woman, imo.

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:32

Good. I have seen fanjos before whilst watching the odd bit of porn with dh and have noticed that some of their inner lips hang down.( I looked especially as i am worried about mine)
I was very suprised that this doctor said to the lady that it was unusual and not normal. I was in tears. I was standing next to the tv with my pants down, while the shot was paused comparing mine with hers!! Dh was a bit suprised as he has always thought mine was fine and then this lady was saying how odd it was.

Yes it was on tv. Close up shots too. I've set the tv to record tonights prog.

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whitesheep · 30/04/2008 13:34

I saw this bit and thought the same!!

Also, do you think the women on 'How to look good naked' watch the program when it's on and REALLY regret getting their norks out on TV? It's one thing to do it when you've got Gok bigging you up, but quite another once the dust has settled.

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:34

I thought that too hecate. I thought how can you be so worried about it and then tell and show the whole world on tv.
And she described it as a tail. I was imagining a huge long thick thing!

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themoon66 · 30/04/2008 13:34

Hecate... LMAO

forevercleaning · 30/04/2008 13:38

PMSL Hecate !! moist!

onebatmother · 30/04/2008 13:39

euw moist.
Mine don't but I think both types are completely normal. REALLY.

Don't get anxious WAF, I'm sure your labs are lovely.

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:40

So what are anybody elses lips like?? So far its just me and TDWP. Are we the only droopys??

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expatinscotland · 30/04/2008 13:41

last night was boobs on embarrassing bodies.

i thought tonight was fanjos?

plenty of folks have breast augmentation on the NHS for cosmetic reasons on there.

i can't wait to see thursday's show!

all about COCKS!

i've got a reminder set .

MrsMattie · 30/04/2008 13:41

I caught a bit of this. What a truly vile programme.

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:41

one bat mother!! It does bother me though. I have said jokingly in the past, 'I'd like to have them chopped off' but in truth I would.

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violentviolet · 30/04/2008 13:42

I have NO inner lips at all, does that make me abnormal too? I couldn't give a stuff! lol

From what I've heard, the only reason you might NEED (rather than want) surgery for large muff curtains is if they make you uncomfortable when cycling/wearing jeans etc.

If they aren't bothering you and your other half likes what he sees (and even if he doesn't, frankly) embrace what you've got- it's very common. Not very good advice form that doctor if you ask me, goes against everything I've read on the subject, ever.

expatinscotland · 30/04/2008 13:42

if i win Lotto, i'm having IPL on my whole body, dental implants, a tit job, a facelift, lippo and designer vagina.

you'd better believe it!

i'm heading straight for the surgeons'.

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:42

Dh was toldf about it by his work friend. Who told him there had been a prog where they showed fangos!! So we found it on the virgin missed progs bit.

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moondog · 30/04/2008 13:43

Expat. You are incorrigible.

When I googled for a picture of a redneck on the other thread, the rearch threw up a picture of a man spreading his arse for the camera.
Dear God, it was an opening as big as a melon.

donnie · 30/04/2008 13:44

at the risk of sounding thick I am failing to envision this fanjo lip hanging scenario....can anyone explain clearly please? didn't see the prog.