Watched Embarasing Bodies last night. Who has DANGLY FANJO LIPS?

[WorriedAboutFanjo]

After watching that I now think i have a wierd vulva.
The lady that had the extra skin on her inner lips. The doctor said that they were not normal. Not in so many words but she said that they could be treated by a cosmetic surgeon.
And when the lady stood up and you could see that they protruded down from her outer lips. The doctor said that you wouldn't be able to see them normally.
Well my innner lips come down lower than the outer ones. I'm sure some other peoples must do too.
I have always been slightly worried/embarrased by them but I read in a problem page once, years ago, that this is normal. Some inner lips show, or hang down(that sounds yuk, they're not by my knees) whatever, others dont.

So do your inner fanjo lips hand down??

bet the honeymoon night was delish...

ummm, doesn't everyone have, umm, partly dangly ones?

Nope gigglewitch, some of us don't even have ones, nevermind slightly dangly ones!

no ones, VV????????

Vom! Some us are trying to eat here, ladies!

His willy was bad enough!

i was eating some buffalo mozarella just as that man was having his glans examined ...the cold soft cheesy...fair put me off!

nope gigglewitch, none, nada, zilch. My vag is twinned with nailpolish's, apparently, neither of us have any inner labia. And we're the minority, not the danglies, it has emerged!

Am I bovvered, though?

So glad I'm not watching what you're watching, butterfly- sounds rancid.

My husband really enjoyed that programme.

He wasn't watching it, he was on the computer while I was saying things like "MY GOD! Look at that penis, it's TINY!" "Oh my god, it's so small""Is that supposed to be a 'normal' size?" "So little!" "That's NEVER an erect penis, it's minuscule!"

By the time it went off, it's a wonder his head (no pun intended!) could fit through the door!

Piratecat...yes I noticed the dirty socks...couldn't miss it , the filthy beggar..all I kept thinking was well if your socks are that manky your willy is probably just sore cos your not washing it!!!!!!...you filthy beggar..brave doctor for even going any where near it...hope he felt suitably shamed..them socks where wowful on national tv too

Oh hecate, I can't have programmes with penises (penii?) on in our house as my partner gets all withdrawn and uncomfortable looking. There's nothing wrong with his manhood, it's average size but nice and thick and I have absolutely no complaints, but he seems to be convinced he's tiny, and no amount of compliments and reassurance from me alters his opinion- in fact he seems to think I'm just saying it to be nice.

If he ever hears me making a willy joke at all, he immediately assumes the small willy I'm laughing about must be three times the size of his I've never said anything remotely derogatory about his appendage incidentally, there's nothing bad to say!

Oh poor guy. Most men are so hung up on willy size, aren't they? It's like us and our pert/floppy/aa/dd/saggy/droopy/flat/hollow/pendulous ... boobs. (delete as applicable) Never happy with what we've got.

You know what the worst thing about this thread is? The amount of time I have spent with all your fanjos in my mind. I fear that the mental picture I have built up of your nethers is going to keep popping into my head and whenever I chat with any of you, I'll be typing away about biscuits or frootshoots or where you can get a good handbag, but I'll be thinking about your fanny. This worries me, truly it does.

cositjustisok

YAY I thought it was just me pmsl!!!

violentviolet - it's pene, I believe [smirk]

Now you will think of that every time you get the pasta out..

pene pasta?

Oh, that's so very wrong!

Wouldn't you all just love to serve it to your pil, with meatballs?

I'd go for a simple bechamel, actually. [bleurgh]

hang on how did this get from lips to bechemel sauce

lmao

Pasta boobs, too.

but no pasta fanjo's, dangly or not. I'm quite disappointed actually, as if finding vulva shaped pasta would have given a definitive answer on what is normal and expected down there!

I don't know why I'm so curious, though. These days mine probably looks more like a spaghetti hoop.

I was howling with laughter this evening reading this thread. 2 year old dd stopped watching Peppa Pig to come and give me a cuddle 'cos she thought I was crying hysterically. Incidentally, I have slightly dangly ones, but they don't bother me - I favour the Nietzsche bikini line like Threadworm in my favourite MN thread of all time.

Worried about how you look 'down there'?... Check out Dr Betty Dodson's website - she's spent years teaching women that we are ALL unique and beautiful www.bettydodson.com/subgenit.htm plus, us women don't get to see each other to compare as it's all a bit more hidden. So look at the website, check yourself out with a hand mirror and celebrate!!

Gillian.

Of course, if you do think there is something genuinely wrong do go and see your doctor!

*chokes on drink..hides mirror