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Watched Embarasing Bodies last night. Who has DANGLY FANJO LIPS?

428 replies

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 13:21

After watching that I now think i have a wierd vulva.
The lady that had the extra skin on her inner lips. The doctor said that they were not normal. Not in so many words but she said that they could be treated by a cosmetic surgeon.
And when the lady stood up and you could see that they protruded down from her outer lips. The doctor said that you wouldn't be able to see them normally.
Well my innner lips come down lower than the outer ones. I'm sure some other peoples must do too.
I have always been slightly worried/embarrased by them but I read in a problem page once, years ago, that this is normal. Some inner lips show, or hang down(that sounds yuk, they're not by my knees) whatever, others dont.

So do your inner fanjo lips hand down??

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Threadwworm · 30/04/2008 19:12

My rl persona was aghast at how much time her cyberparasite leeched from her, so she gave me a bottle of whisky and a jar of worming tablet and told me to do the decent thing.

I hit 'delete registration' and was parasite free for a while. Alas, reinfestation is common.

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:13

OK

Brace yerself

If you are lacking in the labia department, do you not find yourself a bit overly, erm, exposed wrt the man in the boat ?

Is that too cryptic ?

I guess you must still have a clitoral hood, even without the labia minora, but do you not find that things are a bit vulnerable to chaffing etc from clothes and whatnot ?

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:13

omg kitty that is HORRIBLE

Threadwworm · 30/04/2008 19:13

This thread is so good for my pelvic floor because at least half the posts make me clench.

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:14

LOL NDP

no no chaffing etc

yes man in boat is quite exposed but there is a hood

clit rather small

cocolepew · 30/04/2008 19:15

Well,obviously, the female jockstrap (also known as the Janestrap), is to stop us tripping over our dingly bits when playing swingball.

piratecat · 30/04/2008 19:16

i still can't picture the non inner labs thing, I am trying my best tho

CountessDracula · 30/04/2008 19:16

this is a charming thread

Fortunately I have no such problems
maybe due to c-section?

My flaps are unbattered by brats

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:17

its not difficult to imagine flap-less fanjo

Threadwworm · 30/04/2008 19:18

How could childbirth be responsible?

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:18

OMG, do I have an enormous clit AND floppy lips ?!

Jeez. I need to get off this thread before I develop a complex

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:20

I suspect it is pregnancy that adds to it rather than actual birth.

It is known that blood flow to the vulva is increased during pregnancy (hence why lots of women find it easier to orgasm), so I guess that would cause things down below to, ummmm, bloom a little more than pre-pg. I guess things don't always go back to normal post-pregnancy, just the same as other bits of the body.

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:21

why do younow think you ahve a big clit?

kittywise · 30/04/2008 19:21

I dunno threadworm but I remember before I had kids that girlfriends of mine who'd recently had them complaining that their labia were all crocked and dangly!!

Perhaps they get stretched as the baby's head comes through?

nappyaddict · 30/04/2008 19:21

mine are dangly. i'd say they hang down about 1.5cm. that's probably quite a lot i think.

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:21

your lips get big when you orgasm??????????

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:22

LOL.

All in my pants is fine by me, I was being facetious.

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:22

am i really missing out on not having any lips? im going to ask dh as soon as he gets back from playing golf

WorriedAboutFanjo · 30/04/2008 19:22

My flaps were dangly before kids cd.

Kitty that is awful!! Why would anyone want extra long flappy bits?

coco lepew 'dangly bits' is what dh calls them during sex. psml!!!

I wish I could out my mn identity.

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NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:23

The tissues engorge will bllod when you are aroused, so I guess they do swell a little

kittywise · 30/04/2008 19:23

Ah nailpolish that's true. For a few weeks after giving birth mine become all little and neat, then they seem to grow again .It must be something to do with hormones/blood flow

NomDePlume · 30/04/2008 19:23

sorry. "engorge with blood" that should be

kittywise · 30/04/2008 19:24

perhaps us danglies are always horny then

CountessDracula · 30/04/2008 19:24

shit shit
have just been busted by behind neighbour inspecting flaps
that'll teach me to do it in the study
Hopefully she thought I had spilled something on my jeans

God she prob thought I was having a wank or something

ARGH

nailpolish · 30/04/2008 19:25

ye si know the engorging bit ndp but being flap-less i hadnt imagine growth