Watched Embarasing Bodies last night. Who has DANGLY FANJO LIPS?

[WorriedAboutFanjo]

After watching that I now think i have a wierd vulva.
The lady that had the extra skin on her inner lips. The doctor said that they were not normal. Not in so many words but she said that they could be treated by a cosmetic surgeon.
And when the lady stood up and you could see that they protruded down from her outer lips. The doctor said that you wouldn't be able to see them normally.
Well my innner lips come down lower than the outer ones. I'm sure some other peoples must do too.
I have always been slightly worried/embarrased by them but I read in a problem page once, years ago, that this is normal. Some inner lips show, or hang down(that sounds yuk, they're not by my knees) whatever, others dont.

So do your inner fanjo lips hand down??

My fanjo lips hangs low. And they wobble too and fro. I can't tie them in a knot or a bow though. Or toss them over my shoulder like a regimental soldier.

I know. But sometimes i'd just like a pretty fanjo. Mine seems so gross. Not that I'm showing it to the world you understand.

I have got them caught in a tampon applicator occasionally though. ouch.

WTF! How did you do that?

Dunno, it just happened! I guess they just dangled in the way as I pushing one cardboard tube into the other

Anyhow, I don't really like my bits, they are fairly weird and ugly looking, but I'm not about to have them trimmed or anything.

Oh I see. Yes I get what you mean. I don't like mine either. I hate my stretch marks too. And all the de fuzzing. Oh joy!

Ladies, Love Your Labs.

It's all good. Just as big breasts/small breasts are good.

FWIW, I had a vague recollection, which I store in the part of my brain marked Pointless Demi-Misogynist Shite, that there was a general feeling amongst men that sticky-outies were to be particularly prized.

So cheer up Worried..

Do you think there are forums where men obsess about whether cocks that bend to one side are normal?

(always quite liked the banana cocks, myself )

Hecate

I know that this is a rather late poet my PMSL at your 'camera up the arse' comment

Speaking of conceptual conflation, I am feeling rather uncomfortable at the name 'pinktulips' coming up so often on his thread.

lolol.

yes, for gods sake put your pinktu away.

In the light of my abnormality as revealed by this thread, I'm rethinking my failure to attend more than the one Spinergy session (madly fast cycling on fixed-position bike).

I had thought it was down to laziness but now I see that it is down to my special fanjo needs (I was a tad sore afterwards). Is there a lady version of the jockstrap do you think?

iu dont have any inner lips at all

am i missing out?

none at all ?

I can't picture it.

ta-da! I don't think they'd be big enough for our dangly bits.

well id take a picture and post it but im sure youd rahter i didnt

lol naily

I am desperate to ask a question but I fear it is too personal, even for a battle-hardened nurse, so I shall refrain

i havent got any either

oh god ndp you ahve to now

you cant say that and then refrain

Ask away. I'm not shy - hence the admission that I've caught me flaps in a tampon applicator

Threadie! lol.
Your disinhibited MN alter-ego is to the fore tonight, then?

(what's with the extra w?)

Mine dangle a lot, much more since having all the kids. Sometimes it bothers me but I just figured that we're all different.
It never occurred to me that it was abnormal, how depressingl.

Now I remember once seeing one of those extreme cosmetic surgery progs where women in the states were actually having weights and the like attached to their labia to stretch them so that they really dangled

what is the female jockstrap for? Really?

See! Kittywise has confirmed my piece of Demi-Misogynist Shite!