What is your dumbest ever injury?

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Fell of the middle of a slide and injured my back as a child

Stood on a rake.

Wanted to see if it would be like in the cartoons

...it was.

Couldn’t figure why my stapler wasn’t working, tested it abd staples my two thumbs together

Split my forehead open walking into a first aid box. Twice. They didn’t move it after the first time as no one imagined I’d do it again.

Oh fuuuuuuuuuck

Sliced the tip of my nose off with a razor as I didnt have my glasses on in the shower and I was peering at it to see if it was rusty.

Flicked my hair freshly cut hair downwards and back up to poof it up and sliced my cornea. Ouch.

Slicing my eye on a piece
of cardboard. Much much more painful than giving birth.,

I was adjusting my bra and gave my self a fat lip when I lost grip on the underwire.

Responded to a journo question on Mumsnet and got a brain injury!

Put my fingers in my dog's mouth to stop him choking on a chew and he bit down and took my fingertip off 😩. I passed out with the pain.

Neve put your fingers in a dog's mouth! He was only a small dog as well but he broke clean through the bone.

A toilet cubicle door fell off its hinges onto my big toe and broke it.

When I was a child, a wasp was flying around me in an irritating manner, so my dad killed it. I sat on the dead body, which stung me.

Which reminds me..... an American friend got stung on the bum by stinging nettles because we had to have a wee outside and she didn't know about nettles.

Gave a skirt a quick iron whilst waiting it - hit the steam button and the heat melted my tights to my thigh. Had a steam-shot shaped scar for years

Punched myself in the face while trying to tighten a girth. Hand slipped and wham, I had two black eyes 😬🤣🤣🤣

Stopped for a chat under a temporarily open car park barrier and unsurprisingly got hit on the head.

Done that one! Also with a flash noseband

Mine was probably doing nothing. I got out of bed and my ankle hurt. Being a student I ignored it, carried on working as a waitress and partying. Went to a&e 6 days later and they said no swelling but have an x ray
Told the staff I was just going to ring my dad, x ray results came back and she said "you're going nowhere until you're in a cast"
My ankle was broken in 3 places and my foot in 2
Dad and a&e staff were

Heel caught in long skirt and I went flying off a train doorway landing hard on the metal exit step. I have a permanent 8" long 2" deep groove in my glute as a result 😵

Stood on a rake.

Tried to walk down a slide, fell off and broke my arm.

Bit the top of my tongue off and had to have stitches. TBF I was about 18 months old, so not stupid as such.

I've also tipped boiling coffee all over my chest and badly scalded it.

I strongly suspect I have dyspraxia.

Took a can of lager out of the freezer not frozen just chilled (classy) and dropped it on my bare big toe- skin just split- blood spurted out of that! Also sliced into the tip of my finger very deeply whist cutting a bloomer loaf for late night munchies- huge panic as it would not stop bleeding.
Also know someone who was cooking and decided to take the dish from the oven and bend over to sniff it- thin and painful burn right across the chin from the edge of the red hot dish. I also got a circular burn on my wrist from turning over a sausage on a baking tray- the tip of it pressed in and left a circular burn mark. Lesson to be learned call just eat when hungry and drunk!

Pushing a coffee table back into place, slipped and fell onto an ornament. Broke my sternum in 2 places. Couldn’t breathe properly had to go to A&E they were worried a bone could of punctured my heart lining. Apparently it’s a common injury when an airbag goes off 😮I was ok apart from 3 weeks flat on my back on painkillers until it healed.

Put my foot on the bottom step in the house I've lived in for almost ten years misjudged it my toe is now purple throbbing I don't think I've broke it this time but I'm not sure 😅

Slipped off the sole of my shoe fractured my foot 😑 my shoe was flat I wasn't even wearing fucking heels

Also got my heel caught in boot leg trousers going downstairs at work and went down like a sack of shite- and fell over wearing wedge heels (twice) and broke a bone in my foot (twice) - I don't wear wedges or heels any more. Ripped trousers knees and palms full of grit- the shame- the falling over was 8am as well on the way to work- totally sober- I'm just very clumsy.

Bang on the head after falling out of a wheelie bin.

@sweetkitty God that sounds horrendous! To everyone on this thread you have my sympathy.

@vodkaredbullgirl how did you fall out of a wheelie bin? where you being wheeled somewhere?

Broke my little finger when playing Kirby