My Mooncup just spoke to me

[FrannyandZooey]

what did it say?

"bit breezy in here"

what did it say?

It said "Wahey"

It said it quite clearly , albeit in a squeaky voice

lol

LOL

oh dear i really think i have to go to bed now, it's been a strange old day and this rounds it off nicely

Oo-er! I am using mine for the first time and frankly Franny, you've scared the living daylights out of me!

were you wrenching it out?

So it was a kind of panicky sounding "wahey"?

You're scared, jesus how do you think I feel?

Stop clowning around, Franny.

It just made a squelch noise didn't it Franny? It didn't actually speak to you. I strongly suspect mine has given me thrush

That's quite unusual

Usually when people think inanimate objects are talking to them, it tends to be white goods or small electricals.

Was it anywhere near the toaster at the time?

No ggirl I was putting it back in

I folded it and was just beginning to reinsert when it squeaked and

"Wahey!"

I am glad it felt so positive about the prospect of being in my fanjo again

if it starts saying anything useful (racing tips, lottery numbers etc) be sure and let me know...

Is it a female or a male voice?

It didn't squelch

it squeaked

and the squeak said "Wahey"

very clearly I tell you

PANICKING?!?

F* me, for the last fourteen and a half hours I'd been thinking this was the best twenty quid I've ever spent, now I am SERIOUSLY reconsidering.

a youngish, female voice

quite excitable

I am going to draw a face on mine now so I can talk to it.

yes yes, it spoke

Oh LOL at bubble, only just seen that one

Look I have one, I use it monthly and the only noise I can associate with it it SQUELCH

your fanjo is possessed
shall I come and exorcise it

(it'sme HC btw. you're up late)