My Mooncup just spoke to me

[FrannyandZooey]

hmm

[thinks]

I don't believe so Boco, but I will check next time it's convenient

COD posted it?

nonono

< scary thread >

Was the scarf all soggy?

Woollen ?

No. It was The Countess. Both utter pervs.

oh my word at Dr Who being mentioned in conjunction with my fanjo

shame you had to bring Tom Baker into it, but still...

ROFL vvv.

franny, if you hear someone shouting 'fetch!' in your vicinity, cross your legs. arf

Califrau-You're brilliant.Pmsl

no, you know, one of those magic scarves

she kept taking them out of her ears and stuff, didn't she? The usual routine. Then she took all her clothes off and took one out of her front side back bottom

Very scary TnOg
Especially with Iggle Piggle waving at me at the same time. It's all a bit "in the lady/night garden"

What could the mooncup sing?

"Blue Moon"?

hmmm

'Please Release Me.'

front side back bottom-where's that then ,never come across that one !

"front side back"???

LOLOLOLOLOL at please release me.

You could buy ringtones for your mooncup,when it's full it would play the latest number one.

well I don't ruddy understand this front bottom thing

it might as well be a back side bottom for all I know

what about "I got you under my skin, I got you deep in the heart of me"

are you sure it wasn't a penis?

perfect moontone

'Stuck In The Middle (of your front bottom) With You.'

lololooo @ BBB

< scary, but very funny thread >

am I sure it wasn't a penis?

Yes.

BBB are you saying that you regularly confuse your mooncup with a penis?

[squints]

anyway, what was your mooncup story you were going to tell me? Or was it that? You confused it with a penis?

okay - your mooncup evangelism is gettin out of hand. People - they do not speak they collect blood.