My Mooncup just spoke to me

[FrannyandZooey]

I'm sure mine has a japanese squeeky voice,unsure of gender though

Are you sure it wasnt saying "Waaiiiiit" but the last bit got a bit 'muffled'?

HC I know, me old dutch

erm it did NOT squelch

perhaps yours is only capable of squelching Carmenere but don't tar my mooncup with the same limited brush as yours please

mine is developing new skills and it SQUEAKED. Clearly. And excitably.

No it was "waHEY!" with a rising pitch on the "hey"

why are you all so sceptical that anything should express breathless excitement at the entrance of my vagina, I'd like to know

God you're so up your own fanjo

Ggirl I am not, because it is full

Ggirl what has yours said in this asexual Japanese voice then?

Franny. Are you adding a ventriloquist routine to your act?

Franny and Her Amazing Talking Mooncup

That sort of thing??

my word you know that's a dashed good idea

aaaw, Franny, we've synchronised... [best friends and nuns emoticon]

LOL bubble!

The antidote to "Penis Puppetry"

Probably best not to put your hand up that particular puppet, though?

I don't speak japanese I haven't a clue what it's saying .

But you know the japanese they say .about a million words to our one ,so it can be quite embarassing at times.

you, me, Avi, BBB...

eeew, brings new meaning to 'what do you think of 'the show' so far?'

Tell it to pipe down, ggirl

you can't have it blurting out Japanese squeaks whenever the fancy takes it

or shouting 'banzai!' and throwing itself down the u-bend.

Have you seen that magic show with the stripping woman? At the end she removes a scarf from her vagina

god where did I see that? I sound a complete pervert

Anyone know the japanese for "keep it down in there" ?

you could have a skit with these two lovely gentlement

is it like Dr Who's scarf? a la Tom Baker?

There's no way you could have got a squeaky dog toy and your mooncup mixed up is there?

"Kamikaze!!!!!!!!"

I saw that, Franny. Cod posted it here a while back.

Aitch - are you suggesting the Franny's fanjo is like a tardis?