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My Mooncup just spoke to me

137 replies

FrannyandZooey · 08/09/2007 23:33

Shock
OP posts:
McEdam · 09/09/2007 01:21

What, your peanut sounds like this?

Blimey, I think you should call NHS Direct!

Aitch · 09/09/2007 01:28

before or after i phone Max Clifford?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/09/2007 01:29

If you microwave things they carry on cooking after they're taken out of said device though.

You probably have a medium-rare vagina now, BBB.

I love my mooncup. We have a relationship founded upon monogamy, as it should be.

(Not VVV)

Aitch · 09/09/2007 01:31

that did occur to me too, hunker...

Califrau · 09/09/2007 01:35

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Aitch · 09/09/2007 01:37

what about the Hot News that Justin from CBeebies is not gay, Cali? you up to speed on that?

Califrau · 09/09/2007 01:39

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/09/2007 01:39

Cali. You said broiled. You American, you

Franny, are you still selling them?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/09/2007 01:40

I mean mooncups, not broiled love tunnels.

Aitch · 09/09/2007 01:42

why, have you discovered another hole, hunker?

cali apparently an MNer knows a woman he had a relationship with. (although she may have been a beard).

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/09/2007 01:48

No, but I do got me a link to sell them myself see...

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/09/2007 01:49

I coulda done with a nappy tonight though...portaloo at Twickenham Stadium was a v unappealing prospect.

Aitch · 09/09/2007 01:57

hhhmmm. that's interesting, isn't it? i must say i'd have no trouble affiliating to them, it's an excellent product.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/09/2007 02:01

It's one of my very favourite things I own ever, actually.

Periods used to be like labour for me. No, worse than labour.

And now - I forgot I had a period last time!

For someone who's had 20 years of appallingly painful periods and surgery three times to try to sort them out, that's Quite Something

Aitch · 09/09/2007 02:07

it really is. it's like night and day for me too. i've signed up for their programme but i've no idea how to do techie stuff. i'll leave it til thingybob gets back from Poland i reckon.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 09/09/2007 02:16

How do you feel about links like that going in sig files on the forum, Aitch? Slippery slope? 100 users, btw - how fab is that?!

Dior · 09/09/2007 04:43

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Pruners · 09/09/2007 07:50

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PeachesMcLean · 09/09/2007 07:59

Oh bloody hell you lot! this is hilarious and now DS wants to know why I'm laughing. So how do I explain this to a 6 year old, and I can't keep my face straight now...

jaynehater · 09/09/2007 08:33

This is getting nominated for classics, in my book.

sparkler · 09/09/2007 08:44

This is such a funny thread!! Still can't talk myself into getting a mooncup yet though.

jaynehater · 09/09/2007 08:45

Surely the Mooncup should be doing the talking?

Budababe · 09/09/2007 08:53

PMSL laughing at this thread.

Bought myself a Mooncup in Dublin last month but didn't get organised enough to use it. A bit scared now if they talk.

And I think i bought wrong size! Seem to have a B when I was sure I had picked up an A. Is it worth trying?

sparkler · 09/09/2007 08:56

??They have different sized mooncups?? How do you measure up for one of those? >

Budababe · 09/09/2007 09:02

LOL!

I THINK - size B is for those under 30 and or those who haven;t had a vaginal birth. Size A is for those over 30 and/or vaginal birth.

Am over 30 and had one vaginal birth! (Although fanjo out of use since so reckon it's closed up completely!!)

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