Is there any damn reason why my norks have been sore balloons for a week now, given the extreme unlikeliness that I am up the duff? Am I just heading for menopause?

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It's getting on my nerves.

You say extreme unlikeliness

erm

test?

oh and

How "unlikely" is "unlikely"?

Oh me TOO. PMT? I'm hoping mine is down to that.

Hmmmmmmmmmm well IRCC possible, theoretically, in that I think I have had penetrative sex this month but er without too many details I think my contraceptive precautions were adequate. (Mind you I said that before my first pregnancy.)

They've been getting sorer before my period but not to this degree usually, and are noticeably overflowing my R&P bra. Which, I should add, they've never done in my two previous pregnancies.

Also I am 44. People of 44 don't get pregnant.

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I prodded mine a bit on the drive back from London today. Which didn't help, obv, but did convince me that no lumps, just tenderness and balloonishness. So sympathy.

I can't be up the duff either, we Take NO Risks.

They're like barrage balloons. I keep thinking they're subsiding in their usual pre-menstrual manner but nope, still sore and hot.

So you haven't done a test then

MI do you realise that you are doing a 'could I be pregnant?' thread? You are either delirious with hormones or have raging pmt. When are you due?

Ae you aure you're not up duff? What do you mean by ADEQUATE? We take NO Risks so I would describe arrangements as as watertight as possible. Please don't tell me you use withdrawal or somesuch useless method?

(you don#t have to tell me anything, Obv!)

Due, oooh, in about five days I think.

WWW will email you.

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ha ha ha is this a 'could I be up duff' thread?

Lol at "I think I have had penetrative sex this month" - you mean you think it was penetrative or you think it was this month?

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Oh well, that tells me all I need to know.
You are up duff I reckon. No, I'm joking. Quite pos just getting more pre menstrual with advancing years? (hmm, that's prob not helpful etiher!)

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I should fk off before I get a thump shouldn't I?

I'm going to go with WWW here. I think you are pregnant.

Pruni-ers, did you ever get that choc I sent you?

Carmenere, ha ha, she's going to kill us.

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