Is there any damn reason why my norks have been sore balloons for a week now, given the extreme unlikeliness that I am up the duff? Am I just heading for menopause?

[motherinferior]

It's getting on my nerves.

OH GOD

I am not pregnant. I honestly can't see why I should suddenly manifest new, unexpected pregnancy symptoms in a third pregnancy. I reckon it's some vile hormonal tsunami that will only get worse as the years drag on.

They say Every Pregnancy Is Different...

I'm joking. I expect it's hormones.

You know what we're going to say dontcha? Do a test if you want to be sure. But bet you're not. And period will arrive before holiday, marvelous!

Oh fret not, Pruni, I am the world's worst at acknowledging stuff, I just had sad visions of your postman getting stuck in round the back of the sorting office

(btw what happened to your self-imposed exile...???)

If it's any comfort, my norks have been 'tender' for a fortnight or so (dp was banned from even looking at them!!) but now I'm coping with my usual niagra falls of my period and they're.... somewhat softer. Just as well really. I could have torn someone's head off if they'd brushed against them when they were at their.. perkiest.

WW who did you use to be?

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WW is Janh

And Pruni, why are you PrunERS?
Janh, hope was ok to say that!

mine hurt i'm 38 it's hormonal apparently but it isn't nice

Aha.

I swear I'm about a G cup atm.

oh janh i was looking for you! i thought you'd gone ages ago.

It would be lovely to have a little one again though wouldn't it MI

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...just as I finally pack both Inferiorettes off to school and luxuriate in no childcare fees...

Oh yes WWW (as WW I feel like your little sister now ) I am not in hiding, just aka for a change.

I get it too, but only in one nork, which looks great I can tell you .

Was advised to avoid alcohol and spicy food .

Was told it is common in perimenopausal women (was 34 at the time...)

Or

You might be pregnant

Oh ok Pruners.
MI, a baybee, oh how lovely it would be really. Cam, how old were you when you had dd2?

MI, have you got the wind up or are you just humouring us?

I was 42 (just) when I had DS2, if it helps. And the Inferiorettes are sooooo divine, imagine how diviner a 3rd would be...

A mere 40 my darling

I am rather perturbed at my enormity. I think it's highly unlikely I'm pregnant. I'd like to think it's not menopause but realise that sooner or later menopause comes to all of us.

a mere 40 Cam...
Were you 42 WW, I didn't realise that

I had DD2 at 40.

Well, if I was perimenopausal at 34...

44 is quite early meno thou isn't it?
Oh god, or isn't it?
Cam, I just had it in my head you wre older when you had dd2. although prob just that I read you on subject when I was 36...