Rather embarrassing problemo

[NotRhubarb]

I've changed my name for this rather embarrassing problem.

Does anyone else leak a little when they get out of a hot bath?

Is it wee or is it water? Even if I go to the bog I still leak a bit.

LOL!

well, next time you gruff, I challenge you to know whether it is a "poofff" sound, or a "flap" sound

Otter - I couldn't put as I had intercourse I plipped as I don't do it anymore!!! I'm too tired...my hole has closed over through lack of action!!!

well there is very little 'art' in the average fart !

Otter! That was a blatant bid for Quote of the Week.

I like "plip"

'bowt time too!!
( you can vote for me!)

I sometimes gruff/flurp/foof at my exercise class on opening ones legs rather wide.

I always want to larff and usually have to go oot and laffing so hard.......

i would die rather than gruff in public

yeah, but they don't really know from whence it orginated do they? Unless very skilled in the art of fart detection........

the noise is different, no? do you follow through with anything?

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L @ this thread,
Roffling infact!

Someone regularly farts (orifice unknown)in our Pilates class -one of these days I'm going to PMSL when it happens though

gruffs cause giggles

it WILL be a gruff

lol.... ponce??? How very dare you! I'll have you know the first time I heard a flart/flarp/gruff, it was so loud it sounded a bit like a bark! neither of us knew what the HELL it was and we both ran to opposite corners of the room in shock!

Fear my barking vag...

No bathwater suckage though, although I have to admit I'm feeling pretty leftout that I don't have that as a party trick.

Would rather gruff than wet myself in pilates, Betty.

Actually I have never gruffed. Never ever. and I can't suck water up with my Valencia like you lot. Suddenly I'm feeling rather untalented...

DO YOU FOLLOW THROUGH WITH FLARTS?

I USED to be able to suck it up and squirt it out pre-children, but now I can't

BTW I am drinking rhubarb wine RIGHT NOW

How do you make rhubarb wine?

I have some rhubarb.

In the Days Before Computers I used to work at an accountants, basically adding up receipts with calculators, and during the lunch break there would be "fanny fart competitions"

EVERY day

The ladies would line up on the floor with their legs in the air

Fortunately it was only a 3 month contract

I bought it from a Farmer's Shop

It tastes just like rhubarb juice

It's ok but would be better with a side order of apple crumble and custard!

I don't think I could fanny fart on demand

No, I can't either. But I will be trying the sucking and blowing thing.

Oooer!

You see, Betty doesn't know from whence it came.......

Follow thru ??? With what like? You're just obsessed with your orignal problem(o)

Well farts can have sharts right?

So it would follow that fanny farts could also have ...... what?

Who is Betty?