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Rather embarrassing problemo

129 replies

NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:16

I've changed my name for this rather embarrassing problem.

Does anyone else leak a little when they get out of a hot bath?

Is it wee or is it water? Even if I go to the bog I still leak a bit.

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NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:35

or a shart

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Hilllary · 17/05/2007 21:35

Yep I fanny fart and am proud.

whomovedmychocolate · 17/05/2007 21:35

FLART perhaps?

Nikki76 · 17/05/2007 21:35

A proper name.....fanjo flatulence.....

OtterInnit · 17/05/2007 21:35

a 'gruff'

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:36

'gruff' is the one! pmsl!

OtterInnit · 17/05/2007 21:36

'clart'

OtterInnit · 17/05/2007 21:37

i think 'gruff' souns sort of rude but sweet

Trinityrhino · 17/05/2007 21:38

isn't a gruff a baby gruffalo?

SuperSleuth · 17/05/2007 21:38

I like flart! LOL!

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:39

No TR, it is a fanny fart - didn't you know?

SuperSleuth · 17/05/2007 21:39

or Flarp.

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NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:39

fleuuurp

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MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:39

flarp is good too!

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:40

flump?

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:40

Or is that a marshmallow?

Muminfife · 17/05/2007 21:40

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rabbleraiser · 17/05/2007 21:40

I like gruff, flart and clart. Gruff isn't very onaematapeic (how the fuck do you spell that word?) though. I also read The Gruffalo to my son alot, and I don't want to smirk when I do so.

There's definitely a 'L' in a fanny fart .. lots of bubbly 'Ls'.

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:41

I read 'gruff' as being a portmanteau word for 'growler' and 'guff'

rabbleraiser · 17/05/2007 21:43

Snurble.

Or is that seat sniffing?

SuperSleuth · 17/05/2007 21:44

I think of trolls when I see gruff (billy goats gruff)

am now sniggering inappropriately at the billy goat's gruff

rabbleraiser · 17/05/2007 21:44

Or flouncing (i.e. evacuating in a long drawn out, windy manner).

SuperSleuth · 17/05/2007 21:44

I think "Flarp" is the word I will use.

And now you must all use it too, as decreed by the Queen herself

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:45

I'm sticking with gruff - not that I ever do them!

OtterInnit · 17/05/2007 21:47

thats it then 'gruff' it is!!!