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Original poster

Rather embarrassing problemo

129 replies

NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:16

I've changed my name for this rather embarrassing problem.

Does anyone else leak a little when they get out of a hot bath?

Is it wee or is it water? Even if I go to the bog I still leak a bit.

OP posts:
rabbleraiser · 17/05/2007 21:23

A thirsty vag? Ring the Dr Who producers immediately. I see a story line ....

Original poster
NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:23

Trinity - how can you turn rofl into a bleeding verb?

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Nikki76 · 17/05/2007 21:24

Could be a Tardis vag....looks small on the outside but......

whomovedmychocolate · 17/05/2007 21:24

Rabbleraiser - this is not something I'm happy about

NotRhubarb - but yes DH is (not that I can ficking remember)

Seriously, you can all blow water out your proverbials?

How funny.

Does it make a farty noise when it comes out?

rabbleraiser · 17/05/2007 21:24

To roffle .... the act of roffling.

oops · 17/05/2007 21:25

Message withdrawn

SoupDragon · 17/05/2007 21:25

"stand in garden, leak away and tell neighbours you are doing your bit to prevent hosepipe bans in summer by reusing bath water" PMSL Or not PMSL really, it's just bathwater, honest.

OtterInnit · 17/05/2007 21:25

i jest rhubs

oh sorry its not you!

LynetteScavo · 17/05/2007 21:26

It only ever happens to me at the swimming pool. So glad to know I'm not weeing all over the changing room floor.

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NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:26

Just to confirm that that I do NOT suck and blow with funny noises!

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MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:26

It is not fanjo size either - I'll have you know that my pelvic floor is in fine order. Mine seems to be affected by length of bath.

rabbleraiser · 17/05/2007 21:27

The water 'bibbles' when it comes out of your fanjo (although I still say it's wee).

Hilllary · 17/05/2007 21:27

my vag farts when I have sex, I can suck air when out of the bath then blow bubbles in the bath too my xp used to be on the floor in stitches with that one!!

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NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:28

some of you lot are well freaky!

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rabbleraiser · 17/05/2007 21:28

Note the XP

Hilllary · 17/05/2007 21:29

(my choice not his)

MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:29

NotRhubarb - if you are going to post inflammatory comments at MNers, please do so in your real name. It is really cowardly to change names and be rude...

OtterInnit · 17/05/2007 21:30

poor xp
maybe you should have the stitches......

Trinityrhino · 17/05/2007 21:30

well, if you were rhubarb I would be curtly telling you that there was a whole thread on said verb.
I encouraged all to use it and was rather dissapointed that it hasn't taken on as I thought it would.
much nicer to have an actual word than just four letters stuck together imo
and I would have thought that you should have seen it

but as you are not rhubarb I shall just say
DUUUUUURRRR IT'S OBVIOUS

Original poster
NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:30
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Trinityrhino · 17/05/2007 21:31

hmmm now your farting out of your fanny are you???

hmmm classy

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NotRhubarb · 17/05/2007 21:33

No, my arse farts mi dear! I don't do common fanny farts.

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MrsDiorKeanuReeves · 17/05/2007 21:34

Probably wise - you would end up with a waterfall...

Trinityrhino · 17/05/2007 21:34

roffle

rabbleraiser · 17/05/2007 21:35

We should strive for a proper noun to describe the fanny fart.

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