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The new bitten nipps thread!

932 replies

Macdog · 09/01/2007 22:31

Hello (hopefully) to Voodoo, Worley and Jennster!!

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VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 17:07

been watching my phantom dvd.... i love minnie driver saying 'I 'ate my 'at!'

Macdog · 31/01/2007 17:14

At moment I think dd is right-handed. It seems to be her favoured one for toys.

Her wee bum is red raw due to toxic poos so have just been out to get metanium nappy gunk to see if that will improve things as sudocrem not doing any good.(toxic poos being caused by either antibiotics or teething or both )

Good for you on the complaint, if more people did that services might improve.

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VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 17:22

metanium is the cream of the gods. It is magic cream that must be worshipped, it makes sudacreme look old fashioned!!

I have a mobile contract with orange, that ends in May I think, do I just cancel May or Junes direct debit? I am fed up with them. Direct debits get me really confused.
dd is sitting behind me, trumping!

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 17:25

PMSL dds hands just had a fight over her fave rattle!!!!!!!!!!

how is this possible?????!!!

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 17:29

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oranges website wont even let me register online

Macdog · 31/01/2007 19:16

Metanium: something that smells that bad must surely do good !!

Is your dd possessed????

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VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 19:32

it has been quite funny to watch left hand return to full fighting fitness througout today; at first right hand was firmly in control, then left hand started picking things up, then right hand helped left hand, and then they started to fight!!

This couldve been made worse by me being a naughty mummy and giving her a doughnut to play with/suck on for dessert after tea she is on sugar power now...

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 19:33

metanium smells as powerful as it actually is

but by gad, its good. your dd will have a pinky perky bum in the mornin' I guarantee it!

worleygig · 31/01/2007 20:32

i gave ds2 a few bits of a rasberry donut today also!! but he sicked it back a little so dont think it agreed with him.

went to see our hv this morning and he has thrush in his mouth (which i thought he had as he has white patches in the side of his mouth)which is why my nipples were hurting, so then she told me i have to watch it doesnt go in to the nipple ducts, and i said oh well i have had a pain in my boob, whereupon she rolled her eyes and made me an appt with the dr tomorrow morning. so thats why its been hurting so much!! so i ahve cream for ds2's mouth and for my nipp and i have to get some other tabs tomorrow.
i think its 'cause i've been on antibiotics for my sinuses but i dont have thrush anywhere else. (a thankgod face!!)

and my hv is retiring, im a bit sad as she is really nice. shes going to go work with help the aged instead!.

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:32

woah!!!!!!!!! check out jedis paradise childrens tv website from the 1970s/1980s I had to research wizbit as my dh keeps singing it and driving me nuts!

the magic word is 'ostagazuzulum'!!!!!!!!!!

worleygig · 31/01/2007 20:37

i've has ds1 home all day with me, (well he layed in bed while i went to see hv (but dp was in bed also as he was on nights last night so ds1 wasnt home alone) he has been laying there listening to his audio cds all day (dr who at the moment, i think he quite likes billie piper he has a big poster of her on his wall, and hes only 8!!)
when i got back from hv i went to check on him and as he sat up to talk to me i noticed he had all his dr who toys/figures under his duvet, !! he had been sitting in bed playing when he was supossed to be just laying there! i caught him out.

but he is hot still and not eaten all day so i'll let him off. he's staying off tomorrow and then i think he will be better to go back friday if he eats tomorrow.

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:38

its brill!

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:39

ahhhhhhh billie could cheer anybody up!

worleygig · 31/01/2007 20:39

wizbit!!!! i remember that, i got ds1 a cult kids dvd with rainbow, count duckula, might mouse, button moon and some others on. he likes it

and i got him fraggle rock which he doesnt like but i love!

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:40

just find the programmes you remember on the left!!!

cities of gold!!!!
ulyssess 31!!!!

et al

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:41

dh is stuck downstairs with a double glazing bloke dh randomly asked round for a quote...so weve not had tea yet,,,hence I am surfing the net......

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:42

I adore fraggle rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I liked Red the best, with her pigtails...

all the pics are on that site and you can print them all out!!!!!!!!!!

dungeons and dragons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:44

woah too many exclamations...I am so excited!
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god I am hypnotising myself doing those

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:44

woah too many exclamations...I am so excited!
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god I am hypnotising myself doing those

worleygig · 31/01/2007 20:44

mighty mouse or do i mean danger mouse. is there a mighty mouse????

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:44

holy cow once wouldve been enough with that message
sorry

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:45

mighty mouse was a bit more hunky than danger mouse,
my sister used to hide behind the sofa screaming when the bomb blew up in the danger mouse titles!!

VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:46

ive made this thread silly!!!

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worleygig · 31/01/2007 20:47

did you ever see the film they made of dungeons and dragons? there wasnt any uni in it, i loved uni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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VoodooBiltong · 31/01/2007 20:48

sillier

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