<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

Oh and if you do have to have it sorted tomorrow could they wear a go pro please?!

30mins!

Haha inca that's what i suggested!

Do you have one?! Great minds eh?!

Can't see it, see your other pics fine.

You mean the photo is there for 30 mins, or you will put it up in 30 mins?

Right, it's up again.

Good grief, you poor thing!

Swit swoo that is a bollock and a half! Well done Kato for functioning for so long!

Oh ouch. Ouchy ouch.

Oh good god. Woman, you are hard as nails

bloOdy

All the jokey comments to one side - that looks horrendous.

Bloody hell Kato that should say!! No wonder you are in agony!

Have you an ice pack? I used a hello kitty one of the kids and sat on it. I fell asleep dosed up on codiene on my side with that between my legs. Was awful. Huge sympathies.

Ooooph! That looks sore!

That is tremendous op...you are one brave lady!
Now if you could just be a sport and pop a 50 pence piece next to it for comparison and upload another pic i'll go to bed happy

Only kidding of course...

Wowsers that's huge! I had one a bit smaller when I was pregnant in 2001, my 'd'm who I lived with made me go to work and I was waddling around in agony until it burst when I sat on the loo. The relief was amazing but everyone did wonder where I had gone for 45 minutes whilst I was trying to clean myself up!

I hope you can get comfortable tonight and that it's sorted for you tomorrow

Bloody hellfire that looks painful! I would go straight to A&E, if that were mine!

Oh. My. Fucking. Hell.

That is one seriously angry gonad.

Bloody hell

Holy fuck. That's impressive.

Hope you have a more comfortable night tonight.

I could hold a Lego man next to it?

Kidding, trust me, it's massive. Waiting for codeine cuddle to kick in then I'll get the blue cold pack on it

I'd say that was a hospital follicule bollicule.

Had a similar cherry tom sized affair at Xmas. Hot baths and compresses brought the bastard out in the end.

Im so jealous.

Just stick a fucking pin in it already. Dont be a tease. You wont die I hope.

Do it, do it, do it.

I'll give you £100

A hot compress (flannel or, honestly, a hot used green tea bag) will encourage 'activity' so to speak.