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<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

641 replies

KatoPotato · 14/04/2014 16:28

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

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Incapinka · 15/04/2014 19:28

Oh and if you do have to have it sorted tomorrow could they wear a go pro please?!

KatoPotato · 15/04/2014 19:29

30mins!

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KatoPotato · 15/04/2014 19:29

Haha inca that's what i suggested!

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Incapinka · 15/04/2014 19:34

Do you have one?! Great minds eh?!

PurpleWithaMysteryBun · 15/04/2014 19:36

Can't see it, see your other pics fine. Confused

nochips · 15/04/2014 19:38

You mean the photo is there for 30 mins, or you will put it up in 30 mins?

KatoPotato · 15/04/2014 19:45

Right, it's up again.

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PurpleWithaMysteryBun · 15/04/2014 19:46

Good grief, you poor thing!

bananananacoconuts · 15/04/2014 19:46

Swit swoo that is a bollock and a half! Well done Kato for functioning for so long!

nochips · 15/04/2014 19:47

Oh ouch. Ouchy ouch.

BigArea · 15/04/2014 19:48

Oh good god. Woman, you are hard as nails

VelmaD · 15/04/2014 19:50

bloOdy

ILoveOnionRings · 15/04/2014 19:50

All the jokey comments to one side - that looks horrendous.

VelmaD · 15/04/2014 19:52

Bloody hell Kato that should say!! No wonder you are in agony!

Have you an ice pack? I used a hello kitty one of the kids and sat on it. I fell asleep dosed up on codiene on my side with that between my legs. Was awful. Huge sympathies.

Pobblewhohasnotoes · 15/04/2014 19:52

Ooooph! That looks sore!

mrssmith79 · 15/04/2014 19:53

That is tremendous op...you are one brave lady!
Now if you could just be a sport and pop a 50 pence piece next to it for comparison and upload another pic i'll go to bed happy Grin

Only kidding of course...

ThePortlyPinUp · 15/04/2014 19:53

Wowsers that's huge! I had one a bit smaller when I was pregnant in 2001, my 'd'm who I lived with made me go to work and I was waddling around in agony until it burst when I sat on the loo. The relief was amazing but everyone did wonder where I had gone for 45 minutes whilst I was trying to clean myself up!

I hope you can get comfortable tonight and that it's sorted for you tomorrow Thanks

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 15/04/2014 19:54

Bloody hellfire that looks painful! I would go straight to A&E, if that were mine!

feelinglowerthanlow · 15/04/2014 19:54

Oh. My. Fucking. Hell.

That is one seriously angry gonad.

Shock
Swex · 15/04/2014 19:55

Bloody hell

RitzyTurnip · 15/04/2014 19:55

Holy fuck. That's impressive.

Hope you have a more comfortable night tonight.

KatoPotato · 15/04/2014 19:59

I could hold a Lego man next to it?

Kidding, trust me, it's massive. Waiting for codeine cuddle to kick in then I'll get the blue cold pack on it

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RigglinJigglin · 15/04/2014 20:02

I'd say that was a hospital follicule bollicule.

Had a similar cherry tom sized affair at Xmas. Hot baths and compresses brought the bastard out in the end.

monkeyfacegrace · 15/04/2014 20:06

Im so jealous.

Just stick a fucking pin in it already. Dont be a tease. You wont die I hope.

Do it, do it, do it.

I'll give you £100

mrssmith79 · 15/04/2014 20:08

A hot compress (flannel or, honestly, a hot used green tea bag) will encourage 'activity' so to speak.