<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

Damn, I've missed the picture too.

The pic was for a limited time only and I don't blame Kato for that especially as it's dinnertime now.

I missed it too.

Hope it explodes in the best possible way by tomorrow.

Dammit Kato I appear to have missed your photo Anyway it sounds horrid you poor love, hopefully you can get it properly dealt with tomorrow

If that bursts you might drown!

Joins sulking.

PS I didn't even start a thread about my fanjo sporn so kudos to you for being so brave as to post a photo, albeit briefly!

How long have you had it?

I had one of the ones mig mentioned near my arse crack. It was the size of a tennis ball and needed excision and draining under GA, so you have my utmost sympathy OP. Hope it gets sorted quickly!

Had a cry because DH told me I was still the most gorgeous wee guy ever even with my new gonad.

Not waiting 'til lunch tomorrow I want referred first thing in the morning.

Just to say thank you to everyone for being a lovely kind place to share that just doesn't belong with my rl friends!

It first got sore/swollen on Saturday

Put. The. Fucking. Photo. Back.

Goddamn feeding time at the zoo and missing the photo. Was going to compare with my own blister and sore swollen bits from last week.

Yes to early referall. Though last week I had a horrific bad night before the anyone kicked in. Codiene is a good pain killer. And stops you pooing temporarily so you dont have to encounter a wipe situation.

I'll put it up again later for those who care, once DS in bed I can go on the mac book

Aw damn I missed the photo. But your other photos are great - your DH is right, you're a foxy transgender! I kid - you are super brave and this will all be over soon.
I knew you had to be Scottish from how funny you are - I'm not far from you.
Hang in there.

I think you are being really brave Kato. I would have been moaning and crying and completely unbearable. You are doing really well.

Put the photo back up, that'll learn the Heartbleed bastards when they're flicking through our personal data.

I'm going to put it back up seeing as Monkeyfacegrace asked so sweetly!

Did you miss the memo on how important photos are on a klaxon thread? I was polite goddamit.

P.s. transgender? Did I miss something?

Surely hermaphrodite would be more apt

Kato, my boyfriend last week made me cry with the nice things too. I thought I had diseased bits to stay, couldn't pee, sit down, walk, sleep. I was a mess. Swearing off sex for life. And all he did was tell me I was beautiful and he loved me. Warts (well blisters) and all.

I missed the photo too :(

Please please please put the photo back. Only just worked out how to see it and it wasn't there!!!