<klaxon> grape sized lump... hurts to sit down...

[KatoPotato]

Wahhhh...

I've had this lump on my labia for many years now, hard but painless.

Since a few days ago - I blame spin class - it's got really big, red and painful. It's the size of a large grape and is mostly hard. I've had mag sulph paste on it, germolene, hot baths, tentative squeezes... nothing - It's hard to dress too, thanks to the location.

I've had similar before, hence my mag sulph knowledge, but this just doesnt seem to be coming to a head, paracetamol and ibuprofen are not touching the pain.

Any ideas???

Yay - he's gone! Well done Kato.
From now on, all klaxons will be a disappointment compared to this.

Given it's size your new name could be FanjoPotato

Or Kato'sBollox

Hope you are feeling better!

I love the NHS! What a great story with a happy ending.

Think I had three stitches when ds was born. I can pee forwards now, like a little boy.

Chinese tonight say I.

You are indeed our very own Queen of Sporn.

The drip is out! And a cup of tea is on the way!

Dinner order coming soon... Boak

Nana Mouskouri? Cheeky fecker, she's about 75

So glad your debollicling went well - i was watching yesterday and saw the pic today. You poor bugger.

Bastard! I hoped she was a hottie!!!

I've been told I look like Nana Miskouri once. The lady said it was my glasses and used to sing some song to me every time she saw me. I did google her and certainly hope I reminded her of her in her heyday. I was only in my mid 20s.

She was very pretty in her youth....

I do have my big specs on!

I am owed a new manicure, they made me take off my gel before surgery!

Jesus, how did you get gel stuff off quick?

Ah she was pretty younger. My boyfriend would fancy her for sure.

Alcohol! And much scraping!

Nana looks very like Tina Fey in that pic!

Here's Nana in her heyday, singing about Gymmy

You definitely need a replacement manicure. And a shed load of wine once the anti biotics are done! And a nice big takeaway for dinner :-D

Dinner. Refused.

Jeez that photo is more traumatic to look at than the ones of dear departed Gym!

What on earth is that meant to be Kato?

In fact, it may well be Gym.

What IS that? Did you vomit on your plate?

Haha! They've tipped my post op kidney dish onto my plate haven't they???

Its 'a wee bolognesy thingy'

Quote.

Been thinking about your poor fanjo all day (which is a little strange I will acknowledge)

So glad its gone and you're on the road to recovery.

Glad it is over now. You are hard as nails kato

I do hope you've sent DH out for takeaway burger and chips.....

Kato, kudos! Glad your follicle bollicle is gonicile.

Shame about the lack of in theatre footage though, the NHS could make a fortune selling it! Obviously with identities preserved to protect the innocent!

For those saying sporn hasn't made classics before. It has. BagOfHolly's neck affectionately dubbed Cyst Fabregas!