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Original poster

Probably as embarassing as you can get :-(

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CanHardlyTellRLFriends · 06/08/2006 18:37

I AM A REGULAR- HONEST TO COD

But there is no way on earth I am keeping my real name for this one.Feel free to call me a troll, but if one person answers then that will do for me

OK- Here goes
Last night I had anal sex with OH, was fine no real pain just a bit sore this morning. In the house then this afternoon, I broke wind and faeces came out
Please someone reassure me that this is not a side effect of anal sex

Thanks in advance

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TambaIsBadBadBad · 06/08/2006 22:40

Whats sharts?

tortoise · 06/08/2006 22:52

I think shart is a combination of shit and fart!

TambaIsBadBadBad · 06/08/2006 22:53

Ah - well have learnt a new word today then!

MatNanPlus · 06/08/2006 23:07

It's not so bad a thing tho vaseline is really not the right thing to use as can makes the sharts worse.

Gingerbear · 06/08/2006 23:24

'To stop anal sex hurting like hell, widen the sphincter using a series of increasing diameter butt plugs.'
Do you think my top tip will make the home page?

(PS I googled that one)

shazronnie · 06/08/2006 23:24

LOL

NotQuiteCockney · 06/08/2006 23:32

Anal definately doesn't hurt if done right. Men have the prostate gland up there, so can ejaculate from just anal stimulation.

The general rule is: relaxation, lube and patience.

Gobbledigook · 06/08/2006 23:33

pmsl gingerbear! (btw, have you seen lakes thread - could you make it?)

Gingerbear · 06/08/2006 23:36

will have a look GDG.

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 23:37

'Men have the prostate gland up there, so can ejaculate from just anal stimulation.'

Good for them! They can have it, for all I'm concerned.

Vaseline and sharts. Say no more.

pussyinboots · 06/08/2006 23:41

Totally with you expat!!

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CanHardlyTellRLFriends · 07/08/2006 07:44

I don't think I will try it again

The jeans were River Island, and yes I have binned them

It didn't as in extreme agony, but it was an awkward feeling at first

That's enough now girls

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crazydazy · 07/08/2006 11:51

Okay don't get sharty.....err I mean shirty

sallystrawberry · 07/08/2006 13:30

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corblimeymadam · 07/08/2006 13:38

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flutterbee · 07/08/2006 13:39

Fantastic I hoped this thread would make an apperence today, priceless.

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CanHardlyTellRLFriends · 07/08/2006 16:03

Am DYING to tell you who this is, just to ease the tension of the day

Would never live it down though

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CheesyFeet · 07/08/2006 16:06

Come on CanHardly,

Out with it (as it were)

Carmenere · 07/08/2006 16:09

Oh please tell, we won't laugh, at all, we promise sweetly

expatinscotland · 07/08/2006 16:12

C'mon, tell us!!!

This was a good larf, though.

HadToTryAndSee · 07/08/2006 16:24

Havent had any of the problems you experienced CHTRF

expatinscotland · 07/08/2006 16:26

Must be the Vaseline then.

HadToTryAndSee · 07/08/2006 16:27

Must have been as we didnt use vaseline.

Bucketsofdinosaurs · 07/08/2006 20:53

Why on earth did you bin the jeans? Not a cloth nappy user then?

expatinscotland · 07/08/2006 21:05

bucket