Probably as embarassing as you can get :-(

[CanHardlyTellRLFriends]

I AM A REGULAR- HONEST TO COD

But there is no way on earth I am keeping my real name for this one.Feel free to call me a troll, but if one person answers then that will do for me

OK- Here goes
Last night I had anal sex with OH, was fine no real pain just a bit sore this morning. In the house then this afternoon, I broke wind and faeces came out
Please someone reassure me that this is not a side effect of anal sex

Thanks in advance

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you amateurs! I discovered ages ago that men like the old finger up the bum and was a real hit. DH never had it done to him before but has taken to it like a duck to water (after inital embarressment). the only thing is he tries to do it to me to reciprocate and it does nothing for me - just like someone sticking their finger up my bum. However my female friend does like it.

just wash your hands after, its fine

and mother if you're reading because you love the Daily Mail, i didn't really give someone a blow job round the back of a chipy, i lie for the banter.

PMSL at SW and FF

OMG not only shitty arses but shitty fingers too

curtesy of theinkingaboutit

marigolds, anyone?

lmao!!!

I think I'd have to sniff my fingers for days afterwards - they'd probably smell of shit forevermore (in my head, anyway).

fantastic!!laughed out loud several times...(kids keep asking what im laughing about!!)
this is like conversations with people ive known for years..well done all for fantastic advice and swift response to slippery dilema(!)how sad that this is threatened ...but i must know.."moon-cup"!!?

PMSL - or should I SMS - at this thread, god I've missed Mumsnet - but need to get on with some work

eewwww

bet you can't get it all out from under your nails (bleurgh)

DH wipes his bottom very well thank you - its not like it do it just before he wants to take a dump. nothing under fingernails

name changed (obv!)

DH likes a finger up the bum. If I wiggle it about a bit then it drives him mad. He gets it along with a blow job if he's been a Very Good Boy.

He's tried to do it to me though, and has been told that my arse is a no go zone.

Hmm, I doubt there's much difference between finger up the bum and the inevitable finger-covered-in-poo thing you have to deal with once in a while with nappies or potty training problems.

(Also, fyi, the rectum is not generally full of poo - only right before you go to the loo, really.)

"DH likes a finger up the bum. If I wiggle it about a bit then it drives him mad. He gets it along with a blow job if he's been a Very Good Boy. "

Ahem.

Well, really, whatever makes people happy, surely?

Although I shan't be rushing to share any personal sexual experiences.

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Fanjo gonna change name soon? To BumBumWhoHasItUptheBum?

This thread is just MN at its finest!

years ago when same subjet was hinted at by previouus bf ,I pointed out that if it was that good,I would agreed on the basis that he went first.. and began to rumage round the flat for suitable item,listening to bf humming in anticipation!..
on my return with courgette and/or a candle,I belive in a fair choice!found that hed gone off the idea as he had heard that it wasnt good the following day(I belive something similar to your situation)
needless to say,wasnt having any of that,either of us!!proving that "one up the bum no harm done"story that some boys try to pursuade us with, is not true when considered (uhum)in reverse!
still waiting for explaination of "moon-cup" is it there and Im just being a twat??

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_cup

Cowmad I like your style. I will have cucumber at teh ready next time my dh mentions anal......

I have almost wet myslef laughing this is hilarious. So glad i didnt read it when the kids were about not suitable for little ears. Am interested in the before care. Anyone like to share?