Probably as embarassing as you can get :-(

[CanHardlyTellRLFriends]

I AM A REGULAR- HONEST TO COD

But there is no way on earth I am keeping my real name for this one.Feel free to call me a troll, but if one person answers then that will do for me

OK- Here goes
Last night I had anal sex with OH, was fine no real pain just a bit sore this morning. In the house then this afternoon, I broke wind and faeces came out
Please someone reassure me that this is not a side effect of anal sex

Thanks in advance

Doesnt hurt if you do it right - so ive heard.

Oh sorry but Stitch, pmsl at anal sphincters being confused for a while!

hee hee hee, Dp must be wondering why i'm giggling in here. I'm not telling him incase he gets any ideas!!

i was thinking that too expat

I thought it did hurt tbh, it was like trying to put sausage in a thimble it just won't happen.

'Doesnt hurt if you do it right - so ive heard.'

Yeah, I've heard that line, too. Didn't believe it for FA, though. Of course it wasn't going to hurt him at all!

one thing i have to say is...nature gave us one hole for entry, the other is an exit hole, so why shove something up there?

at sausage in a thimble!

Did you have a baby through your bottom then SC???

....mind you it does feel like you are having a huge crap giving birth doesn't it?

Well, I have liked the idea of anal before, but if afterwards you follw through when you fart well that has convinced me I am never doing it. Fanny farts are bad enough.

OP
Are you going to try it again?

Meant to say NEVer liked the idea of anal

you know what i mean crazydazy!
a huge crap giving birth! i tell you, it felt like i was crapping for the east of england!

sure you did, Northerner

You learn something new on MN every day!!!

And why has noone asked who this OH is who she did teh deed with?

SC

Yes that was the one thing that scared me the most about giving birth that I would shat all over the joint.

OP
Did you wash the jeans, or bin them?

I hope they weren't Diesel of FCUK or Earl or For All Mankind.

You know, that'd be awful.

crazydazy-i didnt actually have an accident, but it blimmin well feels like you are about too, i actually asked the midwive after ds1 if id disgraced myself!

NHS Direct: Can I help you?

OP: Yes, I think my anal sphincter is confused.

def. not for me

You bunch of wusses

'pusses', maybe Tamba, but wusses, nah. Just call me a flat-out chicken, but if there's nothing in it for me b/c sharts, it ain't gonna happen.

that would be 'but', not 'b/c'. pun not intended.