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Probably as embarassing as you can get :-(

123 replies

CanHardlyTellRLFriends · 06/08/2006 18:37

I AM A REGULAR- HONEST TO COD

But there is no way on earth I am keeping my real name for this one.Feel free to call me a troll, but if one person answers then that will do for me

OK- Here goes
Last night I had anal sex with OH, was fine no real pain just a bit sore this morning. In the house then this afternoon, I broke wind and faeces came out
Please someone reassure me that this is not a side effect of anal sex

Thanks in advance

OP posts:
TambaIsBadBadBad · 06/08/2006 22:00

Doesnt hurt if you do it right - so ive heard.

Angeliz · 06/08/2006 22:00

Oh sorry but Stitch, pmsl at anal sphincters being confused for a while!

hee hee hee, Dp must be wondering why i'm giggling in here. I'm not telling him incase he gets any ideas!!

SpaceCadet · 06/08/2006 22:01

i was thinking that too expat

crazydazy · 06/08/2006 22:02

I thought it did hurt tbh, it was like trying to put sausage in a thimble it just won't happen.

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 22:02

'Doesnt hurt if you do it right - so ive heard.'

Yeah, I've heard that line, too. Didn't believe it for FA, though. Of course it wasn't going to hurt him at all!

SpaceCadet · 06/08/2006 22:02

one thing i have to say is...nature gave us one hole for entry, the other is an exit hole, so why shove something up there?

Beauregard · 06/08/2006 22:03

at sausage in a thimble!

crazydazy · 06/08/2006 22:04

Did you have a baby through your bottom then SC???

crazydazy · 06/08/2006 22:06

....mind you it does feel like you are having a huge crap giving birth doesn't it?

Northerner · 06/08/2006 22:06

Well, I have liked the idea of anal before, but if afterwards you follw through when you fart well that has convinced me I am never doing it. Fanny farts are bad enough.

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 22:06

OP
Are you going to try it again?

Northerner · 06/08/2006 22:07

Meant to say NEVer liked the idea of anal

SpaceCadet · 06/08/2006 22:08

you know what i mean crazydazy!
a huge crap giving birth! i tell you, it felt like i was crapping for the east of england!

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 22:08

sure you did, Northerner

hulababy · 06/08/2006 22:09

You learn something new on MN every day!!!

Northerner · 06/08/2006 22:09

And why has noone asked who this OH is who she did teh deed with?

crazydazy · 06/08/2006 22:10

SC

Yes that was the one thing that scared me the most about giving birth that I would shat all over the joint.

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 22:11

OP
Did you wash the jeans, or bin them?

I hope they weren't Diesel of FCUK or Earl or For All Mankind.

You know, that'd be awful.

SpaceCadet · 06/08/2006 22:11

crazydazy-i didnt actually have an accident, but it blimmin well feels like you are about too, i actually asked the midwive after ds1 if id disgraced myself!

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 22:12

NHS Direct: Can I help you?

OP: Yes, I think my anal sphincter is confused.

pussyinboots · 06/08/2006 22:12

def. not for me

TambaIsBadBadBad · 06/08/2006 22:22

You bunch of wusses

SpaceCadet · 06/08/2006 22:22
expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 22:23

'pusses', maybe Tamba, but wusses, nah. Just call me a flat-out chicken, but if there's nothing in it for me b/c sharts, it ain't gonna happen.

expatinscotland · 06/08/2006 22:23

that would be 'but', not 'b/c'. pun not intended.