ReLIGHT my fire, lose weight, stop the scales going higher!

[FuckityFucker]

Hello, I'm Mouseface, well I am usually

Time to kick your backside into shape. Ditch the junk, fatty foods and sweets.

COME ON!!!!

LIGHTen up your life, you can do it!!!!

What's 'Iose' ing weight then?

The low calories have clearly affected your typing

I know, not sure what happened there?

Thanks for point that our

out! FFS.

:(

I don't know how to Iose weight.

Maybe I should McKenna it

:o

I'm lying. Get the flu. I'm skinny now!

I see you're back SAF, how was it?

Listen, you all know I am the QueenOfTypos.

Hey saf :)

Poor mousie and her typing impediment :(

UNO!

Stop picking on me

Sorry mouse :(

I was a trying to be supportive. Could we get you some help? Are there support groups for this kind of thing?

We're all here for you.

Double sorry mouse :(

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What did you type???

I don't know!

Something about the irony of me placing a rogue "a" when teasing about poor typing maybe?

Serves you right for being mean to me.

Ner!

:o

I'm norty.

And a terrible typer.

And a lot of other terrible things.

But I got the last word on the old thread at least :o

Word, yes. Post, nope

Damnit!

Hellooooo, I'm Bitter, I eat too much cheese but I am still a skinny wretch so I'm allowed to, Derren Brown says so.

I have just rid my house of 5 children and two adults. You would not believe the amount of mud tracked through my house. At least I hope it's mud