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LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 25/01/2011 16:37

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

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Mouseface · 14/02/2011 15:13

Oh I do love that one SAF Smile

swallowedAfly · 14/02/2011 15:15

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Mouseface · 14/02/2011 15:22

That's my fave line. I did Larkin at school, well, not in the biblical sense Grin

I loved English but it's all gone out of my head now. Sad

Mouseface · 14/02/2011 15:23

Actually, DH has a book of Evergreen Verses...... I might start to read it and give my brian some education back. Smile

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desiretochange · 14/02/2011 15:58

Have printed it out SAF and will read it properly this evening, been a long time since I read any poetry.
Am an avid reader but have made a conscious decision to start reading some "classics". A friend lent me "To Kill a Mockingbird" and am almost finished it, have to say I am thoroughly enjoying it.
Have "Catcher in the Rye" lined up to read next.

Mouseface · 14/02/2011 16:22
Grin

No SAF, I'm not out of my head.

[wishes emoticon]

Mouseface · 14/02/2011 16:23

'brain' not Brian.

Mind you, Brian could do with some more education no doubt Grin

swallowedAfly · 14/02/2011 16:29

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Mouseface · 14/02/2011 16:46

God, so true SAF. Ebola is so last week.

swallowedAfly · 14/02/2011 17:28

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Mouseface · 14/02/2011 17:50

Does she go on a lead? And have a collar/name tag?

Apparently, you can get fined if your dawg/wolf/bear doesn't have a tag with their name, address and your contact details on when in public.

Up to £5,000 Shock

swallowedAfly · 14/02/2011 18:45

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Mouseface · 14/02/2011 19:05

Exactly SAF - all your personal details on display for all to see.

Daft!

swallowedAfly · 14/02/2011 19:08

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Mouseface · 14/02/2011 19:12

Ha ha ha! You auld git you! Wink

Nope, I'm the same. I never give my card details out over the phone in public.

I hate confirming my details over the phone, address, phone etc and at the docs.

We're lucky that we are there 3 times a week so they know who we are now.

I'm with you though.

Going to get wolf a tag with his name on, my name on and our landline only.

That way we can change it if we need to.

Off to feed said wolf and play outside with him xx

Mouseface · 14/02/2011 19:13

Back in a bit xx

Mouseface · 14/02/2011 20:11

Feck it's cold out there!!

I look like this >>>>>> Sad

And my ears are on fire! Brrrrrrr

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Mouseface · 14/02/2011 20:42

Yep, he's all snuggled in his crate. Happy chappy Smile

It is freezing SAF. Thank God we've got heat. All the stars are out tonight here. It looks lush out there.

Off to watch shite tv with DH in a wee while.....

Is DS okay? And you? xx

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Mouseface · 14/02/2011 21:29

Na SAF - commercialised crap. Cards to each other only, but not a special night as such, we don't need that to love one another, you know??

Sounds twatty but it's just another day that we're together Smile

Night night gorgeous. I hope you get some sleep. xxx

Hugs to DS. I would love to meet the little guy.

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BrianAndHisBalls · 14/02/2011 21:50

oi you feckers! Grin anyway its not ebola this time its a chest infection. So there.

Q for you saf as you're good at this shit.

at the weekend both my p knew I'd got a chest infection (dont know how as Im so retiring about that stuff) and were also there when I was talking about taking crutches on my jaunt tomorrow as my spd is bad.

Anyway, my M says 'Brian can you help your Gran to the table please?' No my G is blind, a size 20+ and on crutches herself. My 6'3 brother was sat in same room. I was a bit Hmm but ok.

Then later M calls in 'can you come and cut the cake for dn and dn' (they were leaving and wanted to take slices with them, actual cake presentation had been done day before.

So I get up go in other room and start doing it. Wrong plates she says and gets different ones out. Then she says 'I'll wrap it'.

So my question is why? Is there some reason she asks me to do stuff and not my db? Is it some sort of weird power trip to get me to get up and go in other room to cut a cake that shes stood next to already?

I know it sounds petty just wondered what shes up to. She always does it. Its always 'Brian can you get everyone drinks' while my db is just sat there reading the paper. Bit weird. Ah well.

Now I've bored you Im off to bed. x

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