LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

thats what dp said. He said he'd noticed it before.

Think there's a power play element too, that she can order me around. She's worse if theres an audience, much worse.

and a jolly nice fanjo at that

Mine not hers! NOt that I'd know, she's my mother! How dare you suggest such a thing!!

you're probably right, im leaving house at 6.30. Think will go ave fag then head upstairs.

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Bry Bry - SAF and DP are right, tis women's work to care for their men

Your mother is fucking mental a traditionalist, clealry.

Hey SAF. We've had poo ishoos here, think I need to start weaning him off Bakers NOW! Not in 2 weeks like the vet said.

Dubs - I think you'll find that I have not been ignoring you. Honestly woman.

Bry - I mean to also care for the children and others.

My mother always asks my poor dad to do everything, even though I say I'll help. As does my bro.

She'll drive him (dad) to an early grave for sure.

Morning, did exercise DVD last night (can't think of her name, it's the woman from Coronation Street) and my poor legs are in bits this morning, suppose going for half hour walk before work this morning probably didn't help
Am so determined to shift the flab but may die in the attempt :)

Bev Callard?

at may die desire! That's how I feel after physio and hydro.

Morning Mouse, no think her first name is Debbie, she is Gary's mother in Coronation Street:)

Hmm? Not sure, will go look.....

Debbie Rush, she plays Anna Windass/Widass.

Is it good? I'm trying to do Davina in small bursts.

Need to tighten up my tummy too.

How lovely Dubs. He may trun out to be a keepr after all

Sorry the DCs are illing.

'succumb' what an odd word that is when you write it down.

'keeper'

FFS.

He best look after you lovely. He does not want these ladies on his case.