LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TC XXXXXX

Morning loons

SAF - linky thread here or over there please.

Brian - mwahs to you and your no sleep and you SAF.

Dubs - you bloody sex Goddess you. Sorry about the boy not good xx

Bitter - enjoy work xx

TC - are you doing anything nice today for your birthday?

DH has gone off to a client meet, I am alone with the wolfcub who is sleeping in his crate and Nemo.

Builders due any minute........

I may be a tiny bit worrried

Have we weighed in this morning? I'm not going to, I'm a bit bunged up with codiene

Can I wait til post loo visit?

you're shagging your cousin????!!!!

No, this is her cousin's cousin.

How you feeling today SAF?

DH said last night that I should just send for you and be done with it

Can you imagine?

'Good morning madam.

I have had strict instructions to remove you and your DS, along with all your belongings, and deliver you to Mouse.'

god come and take dd1 and 2 at the same time please you can leave dp, he gave me a lovely card this morning. I was very shocked, we don't usually do them.

Absolutely love the line "I feel like I am sitting in a waiting room but have forgotten what I am waiting on" SAF, sums up exactly how I feel!

Oh just me waffling on about how shit things have been SAF, you're not a stray woman

Brian - how about NO?

Desire - fab to see you

Been feeling the same way SAF but could never put it into words, now I can (that is if I can borrow your phrase):):
Good to see you too Mouse, bit all over the place at them minute!

Will do SAF. You can bring DS too if you fancied, or not

Wolf is asleep in his crate. He has given me 3 special treats so far today. Nice.

Ham salad for lunch and snack-a-jacks, fajitas for dinner.

I may have to open the tin of Roses that have been in the cupboard since Christmas.

Craving choocolate! Damn hormentals.

At the risk of sounding thick SAF, not sure what the appointment is ????

Let me know if you do SAF, would love to read it!