LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

You can have me, I'm sweet

Nemo's nurse is due in a mo then I need to get ready to go out.

I haven't had a wee all day, can't get into my own bathroom yet but I've only just realised!

Gah!

Hey.

Steamed salmon and green beans. Also starving.

Off to work in a bit. So tiiiiired

Off out to eat with my lovely young lady, my DH and Nemo.

Laters xxxxxxxxxx

I'm back, did you miss me?

Lush steak, lush glass of red to go with, next birthday cake and cream.

Yum!

DD has had a really shit day with one thing and my mother, sorry and another

She's in bed snuggled and watching her new DVDs.

I have a 12 year old. Oh. My. Days.

Nemo was as good as gold.

god you're old.

off to catch up.

mousie he's a twat

talking of which, exh is due at court again on friday re maintenance will he turn up or not?

cant stop coughing. off to go force dp to give me sympathy for ebola even though-im not talking to him--

saf - ditto re ds dad. denying paternity, fucking twat

He phoned her tonight, just as we were going out to dinner.

I said to her, 'tell him he can call back sweetheart, we're going out'

And she said 'mum says call back, we're going out'

Apparently he said 'well, it's your birthday, I can call you'

And DD said 'yeah but you forgot and didn't even send me a card. Dad, that's really rubbish.'

My heart broke for her. She is awesome.

He is a twat and doesn't deserve such a lovely young lady as a DD.

too true mouse, and she's lovely because you and dh raised her that way

i got deleted on that other thread i only said 'fuck off and die you cunt '