LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

Quick rant........

DD is 12 today. It's been her birthday on the same date for the previous 11 years of her life.

Her sperm donor called here this morning and spoke to DH to ask for our fucking address!

What a TWAT! He hasn't sent her card on time, nor is he seeing her for a few weeks.

Why do I put up with his shit? It's me and DH that have to pick the fucking pieces up.

What.

A.

Twat.

Anyway, hello you two.

Dubs - I can see cheeky in DD, she has that look.

Great news re a colour tv again.

SAF - you are the leats mean person I have ever met.

Tell DS to be good or no more smarties from aunty Mouse.

Workmen are back, it's freeeeeeezing here, no heating or hot water.

Wood burner is going full blast. Thank God we have it!

Coffee.

Off out later to take DD for dinner

Thanks Dubs xxx

Morning all

Happy Birthday Mouselet

Have been dogging and done an online shop. I'm bloody starving but we've nothing in.

Sorry Mouselets dad is such a twunt, not exactly breaking news unfortunately

Thanks Bitter.

I'm not surprised, just annoyed for DD.

Dogging?!?!?

Afternoon. Sorry, my friend turned up.

Saf, no chance of me bringing food round unless you want me to lob a can of beans through your window

Look into my eyes Dubs, you want to moooooove heeeeeere

Afternoon.

DH is making me some lunch, Nemo is asleep on my lap, the noise is deafening so I have no idea how is still asleep.

I feel sick.

And stressed.

SAF - sperm donors are fucking idiots. I know what you mean about letting him into DS's life.

I used to shake and vom every time DD's showed up. It scared me to death.

I was convinced he'd let her down.

Oh look..............

Dubs - mwah, just mwah lovely xxx