LIGHTen up and fatten up -WHETE!

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Would you like to gain a stone by easter?

If the answer is yes, then this is the place for you. We are the Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever, or WHETE.

I'm Bitter, and with the help of the lovely ladies on this thread I have gained half a stone since christmas.

We are all doing it in our own way, some are stuffing chocolate, some are gorging on carbs, I have chosen to quit smoking and combine my newly discovered taste buds with no exercise whatsoever.

So if you would like to spend your days chatting about things you have eaten, things you are going to eat or hell, just things you would like to eat, pull up a bariatric chair and tuck in.

No timewasters.

I've just had scampi and chips. All done in the oven so not that bad, fat wise.

Off to watch a film with DH after the kids are in bed, will catch up later.

Will one of you have my womb please? It hates me.

Nah, you can keep it. I'd say bottle of red and chocolate, but listen to saf.

right, film. Later xx

Red wine and codeine it is.

I wish.

A hot water bottle and codeine it will have to be as I'm solo with the DCs.

Laters Bitter xxxxxxx

what have i missed then??

ok thanks, just sorting pc out as get a new laptop tomorrow.

london thursday, bham tomorrow. all fun.

i want dog photos. x

You want dogging photos?

Hope you get some rest tonight lovely. How's Mole so far? xx

yeah suppose so on the train. tomorrow will be a nightmare, no pc for 6 hours so quite what im supposed to do i dont know

mole has zonked mousie, think nursery has killed her today. lets hope she stays asleep though, dp cannot cope with another night like last night.

Yes, fingers crossed she sleeps xx

Off to bed lushies.

Sleep well all xxxxxxxxx

Morning all, think I will give Rosemary Conley diet a miss, and try sensible eating . So started today off with bowl of Special K (couldnt face rashers and egg) with no sugar.
Early start for you today SAF!

Morning, tis me, Mouse.

TMI ALERT

Hellish period. Flooding again. I'm willing the tablets to kick in.

SAF - She'll pick up that she's stressing you too, just like a baby.

Desire - sounds good. Just keep an eye on your cals and make sure you are heavy on the protein, light on the carbs.

DD off school ill. DH on his way home. PIL adn SIL land around lunchtime but I'm ready

Just need to get tea bags and a loaf.

I think it's pure self-destruction SAF, it's a cycle I need to break!

Would like to explore coping better with being in the present and ok SAF, can you expand?