She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Hey Mittz xx

What is it with everyone's sinuses atm? I blame Brian, she has infected us all.

Hope you get some drugs.

Morning lushies.

SAF - thank you lovely, you are wonderful and that will be great. I will let you know if I'm going to be alone with Nemo. xx

Re your new name - SizzledAGuy? SizzleAndFry?

Brian - first class please! Kidding, thank you for sending them out to me, very kind of you. Sorry you are stuck parenting. I feel stren words coming on here FFS!! That is more than 3 times in as many weeks!!

Bitter - hello you. Sorry you failed big time yesterday.......love your name!!!

Mittz - Sorry DS is still suffering.

We have a HUGE hole in our drive that the water board have just left. The builders aren't back til sat so MrM is using a PICKAXE!!!!!! Have 999 on speed dial.

Sparks are due and I'm off to the dentist later. Thank God. Nemo had another awful night. Think he's picking up that I'm worried about the hospital thing. Must try and chill.

DS is OK but it will take a week to completely heal,

My sinuses are working through the colours of the rainbow. (TMI)

Crappety crap crap for you Mouse my love. Can you bury MrM up to his neck in the hole until he improves?

i had to resort to sambuca for my sinuses - can highly recommend. they cleared out rather well this morning and i'm actually not in pain.

maybe i could get it on prescription?

side effects include falling asleep with your son in his bed and leaving the heating and lights on all night.

Morning Mouse.

Did you sleep at all?

I need to shower and get out, I'm popping round to MaMoTTaT's for a coffee once DD wakes up.

Oooh, The Post has been! I am going to have one mucky happy DD when she wakes up!

Thankyou Mouse, that is realy kind xxx

Blue - You are welcome, rules are that you can't send one without the other!!

Did DS get his??

I did get some sleep when I first went to bed. Passed out on new meds, thay are ace for that. Not for food though. I don't get full so have to be uber careful.

Say hi to MaMoTTaT for me.

Mittz - MrM has improved. I told him why I was in a shitty last night so he has covered, and I mean covered the kitchen floor in newspaper

WIF - I bet it was like a tropical greenhouse when you woke up!!

Not yet Mouse, but our post is a bit dodgy like that, I have every confidence it will be here tomorrow xx

Glad you didn't have to resort to cock-kicking with MrM

Blue. I may save that. You know, for when he least expects it!!

Mwah Ha Ha Haaaaa.

Right, I'm off. Catch you later, lovelies xx

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xx

Noooooooo....don't gooooooooooooooooooo!!

Mittz - fantastic name!!!!!!!

Are you saying don't go to Bitter or me? I'm not of out yet, Bitter is off to work.
I'll keep you company

i'm off for a pub lunch with family.

gp's leaving tomorrow.

and i've booked mine and my friends flights to madrid for our long wkd away in dec. my money tree better grow quick!

see you all later lovely people x

.. thank you..

Umm Bitter... we don't get on the thread at the same time every often

But you are luvvvveerly .

Afternoon.

Mittz, you are lovely too.

Had a lovely afternoon with MaMoTTaT, probably drank a bit too much coffee! Need to pick the boy up in a mo, then sort dinner. I fancy something with ratatouille and garlic bread.

Dubs, sorry you are living in the house of communicable diseases atm.

WooHoo for Madrid, wif. Enjoy your perb lunch with your Merm and Dad.

Bitter - garlic bread? Garlic bread? Garlic and bread? Are you mad?

Hope MM was ok....

Dubs - is there anything I can send you to help cheer you up? There is a parcel on it's way but still........

I wish I was at the perb instead of going to the dentist. MrM is having to take me as I am fllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyying on pain killers

i am back from the pub stuffed and sleep from daytime drinking and full of headache from blardy sinuses.

sofa, blanket, port and painkillers for me.

and something to watch, think i'll continue with the mentalist.

good luck for the dentist mouse x

double feel better and in the meantime keep your germs to yourself! x

hope ds is ok mittz - and you having to have him at home

bitter - ratatouille is the devil's work. would rather eat catfood. enjoy though

SAF - your poor head!! Sinus pain is the pits. Not quite as bad as toothache you understand, but both are much worse than an ebola cold Brian.

At least you and I don't bring the thread down by whinging and moaning on and on and on and on and on and on........

Snuggles and pain killers. I shall be doing the same once I get back.

Nemo has brought every single feed back today. Roll on the pH study!

aw bless mouse. everything crossed for the hospital sorting things out for him.

i don't think any level of good manners could make me eat it bitter. you wouldn't make it for me anyway, you know my feelings about satan's testicles.

mentalist is watchable but ridiculous. we're supposed to believe some woman who is about 12 is in charge of an fbi dept and can wrestle 6ft tall meatheads to the ground despite weighing about 90lbs herself.

Don't knock the mentalist, he's a genius. It's all true you know.

You are ok with tomatoes in stuff aren't you? as long as it is passata rather than lumps of tomato?

Have you all been abducted by a cult?

Umm.. can any one give me a spine crunching hug.? My back is killing me. I will either pop, squeak or emit a long satisfied sigh.....

There was a lad around here with 'gastroschisis' where the intestines are formed externally. I think he is about 8 or 9 now and has endured endless surgery and treatment, but he is a remarkable lad and you see him in the town sometimes.
Don't give up Mouse..

It was the Mouse that saved the lion in the end wasn't it?

My DS shouts all day, weird stuff from TV programmes. Funny voices, I am a gibbering wreck