She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

I have done sweet FA. Except play with DD and drink copious amounts of tea.

I'm wrking tonight, so I am allowing myself a lazy week day.

Bitter - have you EATEN!!!!???

bitter you fuck

mouse - not good, just have to wait i suppose

yay for all pooing children and stacking children.

I have spent day cutting fabric

(i liked your joke dubs )

I had a chicken and spinach thingy earlier mouse.

Good, now you can go to work Bitter. Well, not now, later when it's time!!

Brian - how's Mole doing today? A better night? Or a night like mine filled with puke and crying?

If you mean JK Dubs, tis not on..... I am letting CBeebies entertain Nemo whilst I chat to you.

And I have just scrolled back to read your joke Dubs, very good!

Dubs - I'll gladly adopt your childers, sept you'd miss them far too much so best I don't. I love you too much to put you through that.

And, tell them that it wouldn't be treats everyday at the MouseHouse, oh no.

CHORES!!! They are both old enough for chores!!

Brilliant little Nemo at stacking and clapping.

And bolloxy bollox to the Dentist.
My Dentist is crap but 'nice'. I think he has issues dealing with both NHS patients and benefits people.

Sorry but tights are nobby but not stockings.... IMO.

Only wear tights if outfit is too short for stockings....

Dubs - go for fine stockings.

Mittz - as I read that post, about Nemo, he did it again and clapped at himself

Yes, Brian, any news on the bloods??

SAF - you are a wonderful wife.

i was never a real wife saf

no news yet, will try them after 5pm.

mouse - mole was horrendous till 11.30 then slept till 6 so not as bad as previous nights. Thing is she's being an 'angel' at my parents apparently. Great. Thanks mole, I really needed another chorus of 'she's fine here, we don't know what you do to her'

saf - be wary I think mine has the soul at the moment btw.

dubs - my ex boyfriend used to say syrup made me laugh.

Mouse x

thought he'd said yes dubs? when is it? do you want me to kick his arse for you??

Dubs - are you bothered that you no longer have a plus one or not?

I'd video him if I had the technology to do so.

Spaghetti and meatballs for dinner. Carbtastic.