She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

[BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Off to hell dentist, back later. I hope.

That sounds like it will work.

Olives work with everything.

My friend has been and gone. Her cat is very poorly, should I get ready to cut her out of my life?

Sounds good to me.

It shows you care.

If it helps, you are much better at scrabble than I am.

Here I am. Did you miss me?

Well, the dentist was as pleasant as a fart in a lift.

Sat in the waiting room for an hour to be told 'Maybe try more ABs but I don't they are going to help, your tooth needs to come out.'

Really? Well fuck me sideways. It would appear that I too am a dentist! Grr.

So, I am an emergency referral and all I can do is wait.

Deep, deep joy upon bounding joy.

I am going to eat my own body weight in sweets to cheer myself up.

How are we all?

Hey Mouse.

Are you going to keep hassling the dentist?

DD just put the training seat on the toilet and tried to do a poo.

damn - was hoping you would be toothless by now Mousey!

no point hassling the dentist - if he's done the referral as an emergency, then that's the most he can do - any hassling would need to be to the ?hospital who received the referral. never any harm with making polite enquiries with the dept who deals with referrals..

how old is DD bitter? sounds like she's getting the hang of toilet training pretty early...

22 months TC. I've not done anything to encourage it, just told her she was a good girl.

DS was over 3 when he was ready, don't want to rush anything.

Aw bless DD Bitter, little cutie.

Brickie - spot on, there is no point hassling the dentist at all. I have to contact the Maxiflo Facial Department at the local hospital. That is where the letter went.

Dentist sent it Thursday last week so will give it another day then be ShoutyMouse

Dubs - how was school today? Were you good? Did you get any homework?

And... did you get that bloody other post I sent you?!

Bitter - Nemo goes mad now if he has a dirty nappy and I have to change him pronto! Funny how all of a sudden they change.

And, can I have a tiny proud mummy moment too please?

He can stack his coloured rings in size order! Something he should have done over 6 months ago but it clicked with him last night. And when he'd done it, he sat and clapped at himself!

Thank you, as you were.

um don't you mean maxillo-facial? maxiflo sounds more like a brand of san pro!

bitter - yeah was thinking she was somewhere between 1 and 2. so you havn't been doing elimination communication since birth then

well done little nemo at him clapping himself

my short term memory isn't what it was , I was going to buy a cheap CD from HMV £2, a band that is meant to be like The Bends era Radiohead, (well that was cover quote) but can only remember the name was long and starts with a B.... any ideas ladies?

I do Brickie. That's the one!! Good job you are here isn't it!!!

God, Maxiflo.... ROFL at my stupidity some days!!